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Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
who breaks the most phones
who dies first
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
who uses the computer most
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~~OPEN RP~~ “Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly
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*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol
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My Paralyzed Pokémon: *Paralyzed, can't attack*
Opponent's Paralyzed Pokémon: *Runs a marathon* *Does a backflip* *Starts breakdancing* *Attacks*
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Being good to each other is so important, guys.
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s/o to trans people who can’t present exactly how they want because of safety, financial, or physical restrictions. I hope one day you’re able to.
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a four month old barely knows how to recognize objects in space you self-indulgent neckbeards
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
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never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
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