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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

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First day at new job and had a meltdown from overstimulation the moment I got in the car after my shift. I’m worried this might not work out…

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(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me

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The “rewatch bbc war and peace” voices are speaking to me again

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Today my playlist on shuffle went from hozier’s cover of “do I wanna know” to fleetwood mac’s “I don’t wanna know” so I guess we’ve answered the age old question

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what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

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Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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shoutout to kitty and lydia bennet for being a rare female example of Those Two Idiots

not just one cringefail losergirl but TWO of em. austen truly was ahead of her time

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#darcy's smiles are for lizzie and georgiana only! PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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Whenever I eat a cookie brownie all I can think about is how much more I’d rather just be eating a cookie

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The phrase “who died and made you king” will always be funny to me because it implies you are not only mad at the person you’re speaking to but also the hypothetical deceased monarch which put them in charge of things

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If I "can't eat the crystals" because my teeth "aren't strong enough to crush rocks" and my digestive system "isn't meant to digest rocks", then why do the crystals look YUMMY?

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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

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I love historical allusions in media and I also love ironic upbeat pop therefore ABBA’s “Waterloo” and Boney M’s “Rasputin” speak to me on a spiritual level

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Your sign to listen to it :)

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy