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guess ivy and I need to decide who we can bully you with π
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you scrambled my brain in such a way with that slutty, slutty man, that I searched for Fabio Coentrao and then realised "wait a minute, he's a motor rider??? Why are these all images of someone playing football???"
in short, man so pretty brain went BYE BITCH
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you scrambled my brain in such a way with that slutty, slutty man, that I searched for Fabio Coentrao and then realised "wait a minute, he's a motor rider??? Why are these all images of someone playing football???"
in short, man so pretty brain went BYE BITCH
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Fernando Alonso, 2020 Dakar Rally
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not the Lando bonus content! can- does- jesus christ okay. okay.
SOMEONE GET ME THE SALT BEFORE THIS HOT BOY EVANGELISM SPREADS TO MOTOGP
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do you guys think athletes get touch starved after they retire
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SOMEONE GET ME THE SALT BEFORE THIS HOT BOY EVANGELISM SPREADS TO MOTOGP
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i
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mutuals i am on the top bunk peering over the side to look down at u & iβm goin Psst hey r u still awake
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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair
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when I see something dated 2019 I think βoh thatβs not too long agoβ and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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Reminds me of Oscar...
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