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f/o chasing after you before you leave at the front door, saying “wait, you forgot something—” and then either gesturing to their forehead for a kiss or initiating a kiss themself on yours…

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lost in the ‘thinking about what my f/o’s wear to bed’ sauce <3

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After all that we've been through, it all comes down to me and you 🌾 (c: lokkju)

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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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f/o neck . f/o neck . f/o . neck . f/o. f/o neck right NOW

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low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

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thinking of naming my death machine self insert Mouse. does anyone have thought on this

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Another day another endless stream of f/o thoughts

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extremely scandalous indulgent rayne x saav kiss on da cheek under readmore because im a coward

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uhgbbghb jack dante. j. jack dante……..

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*paces through the background, judging you*

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Tom Nook stimboard for @gummykin

x | x | x x | x | x x | x | x

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look. Allow me a small social experiment. Just one. Because sweet and cutesy selfship couples are amazing and I love them but I have to ask

OLD MARRIED COUPLE SELFSHIP DYNAMICS WHERE Y'ALL AT 📣📣📣

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i wont say im in love!

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Credit: creepylicious.

@prurientpuddlejumper

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this was my first time making a video like this and it took me forever, but anyways….here’s every single time Brad uses a pet name in Halloween 2   

 (ﾉ ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ✧ ♥ ⊹

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Okay, okay… I made new art.

Brad Dourif as Tucker Cleveland from Graveyard Shift.