percy-exe
percy-exe
no eyed girl
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percy-exe · 6 days ago
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wish i was a ferret or weasel of some sort so i could get tossed around & squished & leap off things & twist & jump & all that fun looking stuff they do without worrying about musculoskeletal damage
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percy-exe · 6 days ago
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falls into a meatgrinder
did anyone hear that it sounds like something cute happened
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percy-exe · 6 days ago
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🌾🌾🌾
Harvesting my wheat
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percy-exe · 11 days ago
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Just had to set a firm boundary with the floating demon skull :/
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percy-exe · 11 days ago
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(prmanently damages ur retinas w my laser pointer) sorry i thought you were a spy plane... Cuz U So Fly Girl...... (Picking at skin)
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percy-exe · 21 days ago
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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.
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percy-exe · 21 days ago
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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You're obviously lying about being intersex. I saw that picture of your eyes and you look like a normal male. Attention seeker
I usually don't respond to anon hate but this one is really funny. Eyes?? Of all things??? There's no sexual dimorphism in the eyes 💀
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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see him schmoove
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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Me while writing: oh hell yes this is such a good sentence I'm the master of poetic imagery
The writing when I go back to edit:
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
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percy-exe · 23 days ago
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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u
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percy-exe · 1 month ago
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
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percy-exe · 1 month ago
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percy-exe · 1 month ago
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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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percy-exe · 1 month ago
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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid
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