percy-tron
percy-tron
Percy-Tron
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"no, I am evil Kitty" says evil Kitty
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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FAT KNOCKOUT YES GAWD 馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ馃コ
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saw other ppl draw their fave bots wide as fuck so why the hell not
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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This is the shit I come on Tumblr to see.
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[AU] first time
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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Gynecologist ratchet??
imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before
so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'
SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.
so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.
he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.
so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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Dear tfa fandom
You guys creep me out because megop is NOT a good ship because A: Optimus is supposed to be young (my guess is 25-ish) and megs is supposed to be OLD (guess late 50s early 60s) B: they barely have any real interactions and also kinda hate each other
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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soundwaves turn being the cat
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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They are gay your honor
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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I have so many ideas I wish I could do digital drawings 馃槥馃槥馃槥馃槥馃槥
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percy-tron 5 months ago
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If Cybertronians and humans shared similar anatomy Shockwave, Whirl, and other empurata victims would have dogshit depth perception
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