i'm your bartender for tonight, vesper, what can i get ya? oh, me? i'm not in the menu, darling. though if you'd like, i could order you instead, if you don't mind a spicier taste.
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started wearing leather and now you j blend into my outfits lmfaoooo
Can't take Vesper anywhere, people bypass me just to flirt with them. I know I'm short but jeez
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does this mean fuckall to you
man before xe even asked me
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I don't think some of you need to go outside and touch grass. I think you need to experience a man almost twice your size on top of you. Maybe you'd be a little more normal, idk.
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yes you are~
vesper collecting emo boys like their life depends on it.
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and you're allllll my favorite boys ever <3
vesper collecting emo boys like their life depends on it.
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not anymore.
FINALLY. after watching him go BACK AND FORTH for FOUR MONTHS. he's dating that old man.
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FINALLY. after watching him go BACK AND FORTH for FOUR MONTHS. he's dating that old man.
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it's the destan-mixtio farm. what do you THINK
"I will marry this stupid black haired man no matter what."
A marriage proposal???
#just cut your hair wear more pants and. idk get some piercings.#close enough! come kiss#blood and sand#angel face
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hehe<3
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sigh. no one is biting my neck right now
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sigh. no one is biting my neck right now
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I LOVE PATHETIC MEN
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>:(
bringing my partner to the doctor to get tested for adhd by saying we're going to the mall like you tell a dog you're going to the park
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i'm still so fucking mad at you
bringing my partner to the doctor to get tested for adhd by saying we're going to the mall like you tell a dog you're going to the park
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puts pepper in cocaine to spice things up a bit
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