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~once again I'd like to apologise for my inactivity! Currently in the process of working on a yokai multimuse and I'll br moving Goodsir onto it aswell so there's that ;; hopefully it won't take long and I can return to writing things on tumbles~

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“ One time I ate a rock “

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“ Hmm... “ Bacchus stroked his beard as soon as he saw the Yo-kai before him. Why did he seem so familiar? One eye closed, appearance of a butler, the nose- THE NOSE!! As soon as he remembered, he laughed and approached the other. “ THAT’S HOW I KNOW YOU! You must be Verygoodsir! A pleasure to meet you! “ However, the pleasantries abruptly ended when Bacchus slammed his jug down. “ You’re the villainous Yo-Kai responsible for Whisper’s problems! How do you SLEEP AT NIGHT, GOOD SIR? “

As always, the perfect butler had been tidying away a few things, completely focused on his work. When the sudden booming laugh completely caught him off guard, he flinched, looking over to see this.. rather big fella in front of him. ‘You must be Verygoodsir-’ he opened his mouth to respond but the slam of the jug shut him up completely. He was surprised by these current actions, but even more so by Bacchus’ next words.

His brow furrowed as he listened, growing uncomfortable by the second. Just who was this exactly? “Well,, yes I’m Verygoodsir and-” a pause as he snapped his fingers together in a fidgety manner “..Villainous? I have no clue what you mean sir, if this is about me bringing the Rotund Sir down a few pegs, then I will have you know. He’s the one making me have to.” he simply explained trying to go back to tidying some things away. He never did enjoy the loud kinds, sides what’d he ever do that was completely wrong?

“Now do leave me in peace, I don’t exactly enjoy being in these types of situations” it was true, he wasn’t the most strongest of yokai out there. Being better at serving and generally helping. He didn’t exactly feel like being forced to talk with a seemingly upset man, who definitely looked like he could really throw a mean punch.

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For some reason, Verygoodsir always refers to people as “Sir” out of habit. But if you wish, he will happily call you by something else if you so request. Uncomfortable with being called “Sir”? That’s perfectly fine just request being called something else, no matter what it is he’s happy to comply with your wishes. He is after all, at your service and will happily make changes to better suit you unless you’re whisper-

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Of course her words would reach the butler’s ears easily,“ Well, I- “ oh my, he paused at the look of the other. Sure, there were strange yokai out there, Cheeksqueek, Snottle, NoWay etc. etc. But at least they looked tidy. Compared to this messy, untidy fella before him, he paused for a second. Before giving a small cough, starting again

“ Well first off, sir. I’m not anyone’s butler at the moment~ I’m a butler for hire, but I’ve no master as of now~ Hence why I’m even around here, ” he simply explained with his usual smile. But as was slightly obvious, his eye was looking this other over and over. Trying to understand internally, how someone can let themselves look so... imperfect! 

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“Woah, what kind of fancy yokai left their butler, here?” Layzee asked, not quite addressing the man himself, but in close enough proximity for him to likely hear them. 

In contrast to Verygoodsir’s perfect and professional demeanor, Layzee looked like they had just crawled out of bed… and they very likely had, if the messy hair and eyebags were anything to go by.

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Makeshift Stone //Whisper awaits, ready to take notes for the second part.

Makeshift Stone: What does their internet search history usually include? Are there any parts of their searches that they’re embarrassed by?

If I’m honest? Goodsir barely uses the internet as is, when he does it’s usually just to order something he needs or to check something. I’d guess the only thing he’d be most embarrassed by, is any time he needs to look up the answer to something such as riddles or confusing questions. Mainly that one time he had to look up if black was a color, boy was that an adventure, and highly embarrassing for him.

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“ As ridiculous as Jerry sir can be, I’m sure with help he could actually be someone of worth~ Now will I do that? Heavens no, I’d rather not die to such a beast “

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A series of headcanon asks to delve more in-depth with what makes the muses tick! Questions range from the obscure to the obvious so as to dig further into a muse’s life and habits.

Be sure to specify muses for multi-muse blogs!

Coral Fragments: How well does your muse deal with stress? Do they do anything in particular to help them deal with it, and if so what do they do? 

Rosy Fog: What are their immediate views on romantic love?

Rosy Haze: Do they react well when they develop feelings for someone and if not why?

Rosy Touch: How do they show affection nonverbally? Are they likely to show affection with their words as well?

Apatite Chatter: Are they the friendly sort or do they prefer to let others start off interactions with them?

Apatite Tic: Does your muse have any sort of verbal tics or impediments?

Garnet Shadows: Is your muse apt to stab someone in the back in any way? If so, would they admit to doing so or would they lie to cover it up?

Garnet Shine: How devoted are they to their loved ones? Would this devotion delve into the obsessive side?

Garnet Core: What sorts of things would they be willing to do for friends? For family? For their significant other(s)?

Amethyst Terrors: Are their nights plagued with past memories or nightmares in general? What do they usually entail if so?

Amethyst Calm: How do they usually sleep, in what position? Do they like plenty of pillows, blankets and/or plush toys?

Makeshift Stone: What does their internet search history usually include? Are there any parts of their searches that they’re embarrassed by?

Cracked Cement: Are they adept at using technology of any kind or do they typically need help with it?

Brickwork Shadows: Is your muse good with their hands, or do they tend to be fairly clumsy?

Sapphire Depths: Do they prefer to think ahead or to leap right in and wing things?

Sapphire Beacon: What kinds of things inspire your muse and does your muse tend to inspire others?

Selenite Pillars: Does your muse think they’re mentally or physically strong? Is this belief true or only something the muse believes to be true?

Aventurine Calling: Do they believe in luck? If so, would they consider themselves lucky or unlucky?

Fluorite Cloud: If they had the opportunity, would they prefer to know what’s going to happen in the future or not? Why?

Fluorite Bearings: How strongly do they listen to their intuition? Is their intuition usually correct or incorrect?

Peridot Ghosts: What kind of things get them frazzled or anxious? Do they tend to handle them well or get swept up in the moment?

Moonstone Luster: Are there are any items they own that have sentimental value to them?

Diamond Kiss: What kind of clothing and accessories do they prefer to wear? Are there are any particular reasons outside of general comfort that they like wearing these?

Coal Dust: Can they withstand manual labor? Do they avoid manual labor as much as possible, and if so, why?

Prehnite Memory: How good is their memory? Has it always been like this or did something happen to make it this way?

Bismuth Hue: Are they sickly or get sick often?

Bismuth Aid: What sort of medication, if any do they have to take, if any? Do they refuse to take it, forget to take it, or do they prefer to keep on it?

Quartz Cluster: What kind of textures (e.g. silky, rough, slick, etc) do they prefer?

Jade Ambition: How ambitious is your muse and what are their current goals? To what ends will they go to to make those wishes a reality?

Jade Gain: How well do they manage their money?

Amazonite Comfort: What sorts of things bring your muse comfort in trying times? Are there any habits they have when things get difficult to help cope?

Amazonite Shade: Are they pessimistic, optimistic or somewhere in the middle? Was there anything that happened to them in their life that caused them to think in this way?

Topaz Storm: Is your muse the creative type in any way? How do they usually express their creativity?

Topaz Tears: Do they have any sort of outlet they use as a means to cope (e.g. writing, drawing, playing music, etc.)? How’d they get into it if they do?

Topaz Calling: Do they have anything that they have natural talent in? If so do they enjoy doing it or is it something they tend to forget about?

Ruby Craze: Are they a passionate person or do they tend to be more down-to-earth?

Ruby Light: Are they the sort to wear their heart on the sleeve? If not, why?

Citrine Focus: Are they able to multi-task or do they prefer to keep at one thing at a time?

Opal Wonder: How big is their imagination? Do they tend to share these ideas or keep them to themselves?

Opal Sky: Do they tend to get lost in their own thoughts/daydreams?

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Almost finished with yokai watch 3 so you can bet your butts that’s adding to my listing of muses and headcanons yeehaw

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since we all doin it apparently here’s a discord drop (below read more)

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So heads up, despite me being semi-back. Activity may dwindle or rise, I’m currently planning to make up a multimuse yokai watch blog so I wanna focus on that and finish it up before I get crazy get stupid. I’ll try and make posts when I can but most likely I’ll be on my Wal blog or trying to learn how to write each muse I plan on using.

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“ Just a quick reminder to clean your rooms and homes or else I will be most disappointed in you “

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(negativity warnin below)

hey so yeah due to things and a lack of confidence in this character anymore im gonna be poppin off this account for a good while. Some things have been nagging at me and making me feel terrible for even wanting to write him, so yeah. Maybe if I feel better this blog will come back but for now he’ll probably only be written elsewhere with people I trust, since just yknow. I trust em lmao.

If you wanna see the other blog of mine I’m mainly active on then go to @assisttrxphy

once again i apologize im just feelin like shit for makin this lmao

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     ❛ CROSS-COUNTER. ❜

And there goes Whisper’s boxing glove into Verygoodsir’s face.

Well he got punched in the face, but he’s Goodsir he doesn’t care about the current agony he was in.

“Lighten up, Rotund Sir. t’was only a jest~ Why, after all it’s not like I said...”

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“Shit~”

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“I’ve come to make an announcement, it’s highly important so I suggest you all listen.”

...

“Motherfuck-”

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Well you lost your chance to prank the three mage sisters

" Silly anon~ Not doing anything... WAS the prank~!! "