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Hello all! Hopefully you had some fun with your new friends. Please do continue to foster said friendships, should you so please! It was heartwarming to see everyone get along. Hee hee!

Alas, that will be the last you see of me - for now, and perhaps forever. It was a good, if brief, run - but I must move on to better things!

I will be archiving the blog posthaste, so don't worry about losing anything you've made here.

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Perhaps you got off on the wrong foot, then. Happens all the time! Especially when people have as much in common as you two do. After all, if you can agree on this, what else would you agree on, hm?

Also, sort of my thing that once you're in the game, you can't get out until its done. Jigsaw rules, put you face-to-face with the least expected, usually something you don't like, forcing character growth...

So... uh...

Good luck with growing your characters!

* @the-oathbound-champion strides into your room, annoyance a thin veil over the anger fizzing in him.*

What is the meaning of this!? I entered my name into your little event under good faith, hoping that I would find someone I could potentially call a friend, and instead you pair me with-- with-- that prideful water-serpent!

Hello, dear champion!

I would not bash the idea so soon. Reads to me like you are something of a prideful serpent yourself, to speak so of my matchmakings!

Have you even talked with her? Perhaps that's where you may find common ground. Never know, hee hee!

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* @the-oathbound-champion strides into your room, annoyance a thin veil over the anger fizzing in him.*

What is the meaning of this!? I entered my name into your little event under good faith, hoping that I would find someone I could potentially call a friend, and instead you pair me with-- with-- that prideful water-serpent!

Hello, dear champion!

I would not bash the idea so soon. Reads to me like you are something of a prideful serpent yourself, to speak so of my matchmakings!

Have you even talked with her? Perhaps that's where you may find common ground. Never know, hee hee!

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The participants are in! Here you all go, your new friends in the making:

@empress-mizuki / @the-oathbound-champion

@vengeance-jones-fn / @xxskull-trooper-fortnitexx

@hatsune-miku-fortnite / @slurp-jones-fn

@ronin-kendo / @sugar-bear-syd

@slayer-charlotte / @brutus-da-man

@golden-gear-guy / @lord-of-the-wasteland

Go ahead and introduce yourselves, if you don't know eachother already, as I go find some activities to do!

Hello, Oninoshima!

I'm doing something for this lovely Valentine's Day, and playing a little game of matchmaker so people can make friends with those they would otherwise not interact with!

If you're interested, let me know, and I'll put out a list of groupings soon. :)!

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Last call!

Either like this post or send in an ask, if you're interested. I will be assembling the groupings soon!

Hello, Oninoshima!

I'm doing something for this lovely Valentine's Day, and playing a little game of matchmaker so people can make friends with those they would otherwise not interact with!

If you're interested, let me know, and I'll put out a list of groupings soon. :)!

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Hello, Oninoshima!

I'm doing something for this lovely Valentine's Day, and playing a little game of matchmaker so people can make friends with those they would otherwise not interact with!

If you're interested, let me know, and I'll put out a list of groupings soon. :)!

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None at all, Captain. Though I appreciate the offer, yes I do! I just have no tastebuds. :)

[How he made that emoji with his voice, who knows! He did, though. The puppet stood to his feet, Megalo Don extending his arm down so that he may walk down it like a ramp to be level with Jonesy. He handed over an offering of a handful of strawberry candies - it was only three, but it was all that could fit in his hands.]

I brought you candies, though! I promise they're not trapped! Please enjoy.

[Megalo Don approaches, though the only thing that gave who he was away was the way he walked. On his head was a pumpkin, fire pouring from the carved face and billowing out the top, and instead of his normal wear, he was in a scrappy-looking tailcoat and horseriding boots, complete with spurs. A headless horseman costume!]

[On his shoulder stood a familiar Billy puppet, who waved to Jones cheerily. He was not in a costume, on account of being a puppet. He also didn't seem to mind the fire.]

I, ah... needed a bit of a break from the crowds. Do you happen to have some candy left over, Captain?

What he means to say: trick or treat! 🎃

@mxgalodon / @perilouspuppet

Well hello there, gentlemen! Excellent outfit, Megalodon. And you're looking dapper as always, Billy.

Would you guys like some candy? I've got some Hot Tamales Mike and Ikes if that's your style, or some Sour Bombs if you prefer that.

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((Shitpost cause both mun and muse adore this little guy))

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🎃 !!

Trick or treat Billy!! (≡^∇^≡) Good to see you around again, happy Halloween!!

- @ava-fortnite

AH! I had not prepared for trick-or-treaters! [Not Accepting]

Good to see you around, too, Ava!

You just reminded me I have prizes I need to finish up! Here, have this strawberry candy. I must get to them right away!

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🎃 Na-na-Na!

( @peely-of-the-na is very proud of his outfit! He's a Romance cover lead, complete with sharpied-on cheekbones and pecs.)

AH! I had not prepared for trick-or-treaters! [Not Accepting]

BANANA!!! Oh, you look so adorable! Good job on the costume, I love it. Have a strawberry candy! Take two, even!

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Trick or treat!! :D

*The underworld prince, usually dressed in a cow onesie, has arrived; in uniform*

AH! I had not prepared for trick-or-treaters! [Accepting]

Here, dear Guernsey! A strawberry candy or two, for you!

I love your costume very much. Very good job, very good!

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Send “🎃” to trick or treat in my muses inbox and see what candy you get!

Bonus points if you include your (sender) costume

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GREETINGS DEAR ONES!

Please know the Leviathan is BACK UP AND RUNNING! As celebration, it is open to visitors all day! We have games, food, trick-or-treating, and ACTUALLY GOOD MUSIC!!

If you see a tiny puppet around, FEAR NOT! He has been helping me coordinate this 'Halloween Celebration'. He is friend, not food. FEEL FREE TO APPROACH THE PUPPET. ASK HIM FOR JOKES.

He has been sad he hasn't gotten to do everything he wanted for Fortnightmares, and I think would appreciate the chance to share all of the material he's workshopped. He will also be hunting down and sharing thematic ask memes on his blog, @perilouspuppet, for all to steal and use. I know I will be doing some.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND TERRIBLE FORTNIGHTMARES, EVERYONE!

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if I see that freaky doll again- he’s always just in the corner of my eye and then just! Disappears! It’s so unsettling ugh..

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I will allow an exception for Mephisto. I don't appreciate him at all. An evildoer I can't teach a lesson?! No good, no good at all.

And please, friends. Jigsaw was my father. HAHA! Call me Billy! :)

Wow. I genuinely feel so well rested today. I don't think I've slept this well since... Oh! The night after we got Peely back. The party knocked me out real good, heh.

Maybe I should look into some of the chaos that's been happening on the island... I mean, Loopers going into various locations and making deals with shady entities can't be safe, right?

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Good question - don't know! You see, the funny thing about surviving in a pseudo-magical time loop for long enough you spontaneously develop sentience and individuality and the ability to speak... veeery spotty memory of your true origins. Just what happened in the Loop! Though, I actually don't mind the 'fuck-ass bob', as you put it. I think it rather dashing.

Aight puppet boy, It's gaming time.

@xxskull-trooperxx

Ah, You. I've been expecting you.

I have a special challenge for you. But first, I need to make something clear to you, and to anyone taking part in this game I have. Just so everyone knows what they're signing up for:

I really dislike wretched and insufferable souls. They deserve to be knocked down a peg.

Speaking of: how would you like a change of pace? Maybe it will invite you to reflect on what you've done. How you treat others.

For three days, be polite, speak nothing ill of others. I'll be nice and say you can complain about me all you wish, but anyone else? Don't.

Succeed, and I'll give you a reward. Fail... and I'll send you a curse. Live or die, your choice; am I right? HAHA!

I'll be keeping tabs on you! My little puppets are very handy for this sort of thing. Good luck.

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Thank you! I'd stay for longer, honestly, but I have places to be. Games to master, puppets to make explode; you know the drill!

I have a special-made bomb. This one won't hurt anyone... but it does a funny thing when it blows up! Confetti and paint are a wonderful combination. The catch: it can only be triggered once you do a specific action.

Say no to them.

You don't have to fight back. You don't have to seize the day, nor be a hero. Start small. Start simple. Say no, and mean it. Then, splatter them with paint!

How does that sound?

Hello, Jonesy. Nice place. Shame if a puppet somehow got in here! Oh, wait...

Say, while I'm here... do you want to play a game? Don't worry, I won't torture you or anything. That sort of thing is so 2004.

@perilouspuppet

Ahhh, welcome to my cell, strange puppet thing that somehow managed to enter! Wait how did- nvm. A game?....Well it gets boring in here

so yeah, let's do this, what'cha got?