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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty

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My favorite genre of tv show is men having a terrible time.

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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

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Narrator: Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, John Silver boarded a boat full of homosexuals.

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the terror's historical accuracy game's so good, they were referencing historical events before anyone actually knew they happened

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Was anyone gonna tell me that there's a Creature in The Terror. I thought it was just about 20 men named John sucking and fucking and eating each other in the Arctic.

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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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Not to sound psychotic but that fictional character does love you. I'm so deadass