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current mantra

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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The thing I love the most about Howls Moving Castle the book vs. the movie is that in the movie the black section of Howls door-dial leads to a hellscape battlefield of nightmares beyond all human comprehension and in the book it just leads to Wales ca. 1980something.

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im losing it

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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

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Was it casual when i gave your nickname a new meaning? Was it casual when our first and second meeting pararelled a canonically married couple? Was it casual when i said "I'M HERE!" knowing that you were thinking about that one time when no one hit your set? Was it casual when you remembered me even though you said you don't remember most of your opponents? Was it casual when "You can fly higher."? Was it casual when "With me, you're the greatest."? Was it casual when instead of panicking when Coach Ukai called us lovebirds, we smiled at eachother and ran inside together? Was it casual when we had contrasting personalities, hair colors, etc, yet we complimented eachother perfectly? Was it casual when i was born on the summer solstice and you on the winter solstice?

Were we ever casual?

Shobio was never casual, they are soulmates, partners, teammates, opponents, rivals, etc. They're their own trope atp

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Congrats to the only tag that matters

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After the match + 2 bonus pic.

1- What it looks like

2- What it actually is

3- Meanwhile in Japan

4- Later that night

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I can’t believe the shit some of you post about iwaoi KEEP OIKAWAS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! THAT MAN IS ONLY A BOTTOM SOMETIMES!

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Haikyuu ships ranked by how well I think they'd handle long distance:

1. Ushijima x Tendou. Duel autism "oh I forgot I haven't spoken to you in a week" works out so well. neither of them take it personally, theyre both so busy they dont even notice the time going by. They might not have any other friends but distance and time doesnt matter. Tendou sends a text at 12 in the afternoon and gets Ushijima's heart emoji back at 3am and thats totally normal. Ushijima visits for Valentines day and they fck like rabbits before he flies out again 72 hours later and Tendou forgets to call him for 2 weeks afterwards. They mail gifts back and forth but Ushijima couldnt answer for the life of him if asked what Tendou's schedule was. Everyone else hates how unbothered they are. It doesnt even cross their minds to be jealous or worried.

2. Oikawa x Iwaizumi. They've known each other so long that slipping into a long distance relationship thats literally a 12h difference is so easy. Schedules sync up immediately. Breakfast skype, dinner phone call, facetime movie nights and its basically like neither left. Their only problem is that neither can afford an in-person visit for like 18 months and that gets them down a bit but they compensate with an obscene amount of phone sex. Honestly, after spending all day every day together, this is a goddamn blessing since now they have new stories the other doesnt already know. Iwaizumi is a little on edge whenever Oikawa mentions some new friend he's made but overall they both trust each other.

3. Everyone else, should the situation arise

4. Kageyama x Hinata. Hinata goes to Brazil and Kageyama loses his goddamn mind. They CANNOT sync up their schedules for the life of them. Neither of them are comfortable being flirty over the phone and neither of then can afford to visit each other. They leave so many voicemails begging to arrange a time to call and they ALWAYS assume the other is mad at then when they dont answer texts even tho they should reasonable realize its like 2 am when they sent it for the other person. They make this everyone else's problem. Suga has to block Kageyama's number because he keeps calling to ask if he thinks Hinata has forgotten about him. Hinata hasn't forgotten about him, he's just on the other side of the world crying because he thinks Kageyama hates him for leaving. They're both idiots.

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haikyuu!! memes bc i’m living in the past