perpetually-sick-billcipher

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

HEY THERE SIXER! HOWZIT GOIN?

I’m trying to quantify something.

COME OUT CIPHERS! HOWEVER MANY OF YOU THERE ARE ON THIS STRANGE PLATFORM!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*theres no response from the other side of the sheet. silence. sweet, sweet, sneezeless silence. well, if you ignore the screaming from a certain someone in the background*

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

I'B NOD A-

*he stops abruptly as soon as the sheet falls over the cage and stays silent*

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*he glares*

I GOULD REARRAGE DA FUGSHODS OB ALL DA HOLES IN YOUR FACE IB I WADED DO! I GOULD... I GOULD...

*he blinks slowly, then sneezes rather aggresively, spewing snot all over the bars of his cage and the ground outside of it*

UGH...

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*he rocks backward and forward, still clinging to the bars. he seems to have not heard the vet and instead is groaning frustratedly, occasionally interrupted by a sneeze*

I'B BILL FUGGIN CIBHERRRRR!! I DO'D DO DOGDERS!! UGHHHHH......

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*one of the nurses picks him up gingerly, gagging at the sheer amount of sick all over him. another peers into pts cage and frowns at the snot all over the bars. they lean over and whisper something to the last nurse, who narrows their eyes at pt. all three leave with bill, but its clear one of them will come back later. rip pt*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*bill doesnt notice and keeps laughing. the nurse comes back with two other nurses and a small syringe. before he even realizes theyre there, they lunge at him and stab the needle into his leg. unfortunately for him, its the strong stuff, and it takes affect almost immediately. he glares, first at the humans, then at pt, then slumps unceremoniously to the ground with a wet squelch*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*unfortunately, the screaming and yelling attracts the attention of a nearby nurse, who takes one look at the lethargic, sniffling, slightly green-tinted triangle in front of the cage and goes rushing off to find someone to help capture him. bill is none the wiser, laughing hysterically at the situation*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*bill laughs, floating back a little*

DAT'S WHAD YOU GED FOR BEIG RUDE DO BE, GIDDO! SUBBER!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

WHY WOULD I WHED I'B HABIG SO BUCH FUN BODERIG YOU ISDEAD? UDLESS YOU WAND BE DO GED BORE BES SICK! I'D BE GLAD DO DO DAT! BAYBE I'LL EBEN SED DEM YOUR WAY AVTER!

HEY DERE, SIGSER! FUNNY SEEIG YOU HERE! WHAD A COI-

*he sneezes all over ford before he can finish his sentence*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

That is…disgusting.

[Ford hands over a medical mask]

Put it over your…eye? I suppose.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

I GOULD, BUD ID'D JUSD HABBEN AGAIN, SO WHAD'S DA BOINT? BESIDES, I LIGE SEEIG YOU SGUIRM WHED I SDEEZE ON YOU!

HEY DERE, SIGSER! FUNNY SEEIG YOU HERE! WHAD A COI-

*he sneezes all over ford before he can finish his sentence*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

That is…disgusting.

[Ford hands over a medical mask]

Put it over your…eye? I suppose.

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

...SURE DIG, BUDDY.

*with an awkward cough and a small sneeze, bill disappears*

UGH, I CAN'D BELIEBE YOU'RE SO BOBULAR! I'M GLEARLY DA BEDDER ONE! EBEN DOUGH I'B SICK, I'B SDILL BEDDER!

(translation: UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO POPULAR! I'M CLEARLY THE BETTER ONE! EVEN THOUGH I'M SICK, I'M STILL BETTER!)

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU. NORMAL BILL, SAD BILL, DRUNK BILL, NOW SICK BILL!?

WHERES MY BILL! WHERES A BILL THAT LIKES ME :(

[perpetually-sick-billcipher]

achoo

ATCHOO-