Musician: I play the piano, guitar, sing, ukulele, synth, cajun (drum), clarinet, recorder, harmonica, xylophone and the human body. Writer: I write poems, songs, plays, prose and snarky comments on YouTube. Artist: I draw with, a graphics tablet, pencil, paint, pastels, watercolour, and fluids. I also create art in the form of sculpture, props, costume and mood pieces. Mood pieces include expressions of frustration and cling-film. Actor: I act, I can do a variety of voices and noises, and I occasionally pull faces in the bathroom mirror. Political Activist: Once I surreptitiously knocked a wet floor caution sign over in the supermarket. I also get angry at the news. Person: I quite like salad and I'm a compulsive liar. Just kidding. I hate salad. I'm so fucking witty.
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the last gif: His face softens until it suddenly snaps back to angry darkness. It's like he's going, "our baby is a blessing" to I will kill you for this
happy father’s day!
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While everyone is posting Disney romance everywhere, I’ll remind you all that this too is from a Disney movie…
Definitely my favorite Fantasia segment.
- Taylor
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When I'm half way through a rant about a teacher, then that teacher comes round the corner, and everyone knows it they must have heard it, and I know that I'm in the deepest of shits, I do exactly this...
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Gunter you're ****embarrassing me****.
I love Marvel movies.
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I personally figured that he could either stop/manipulate time, or could mind read.
Ok so basically I’ve been trying to figure out what Saracens’ discipline is and I don’t have anyone to talk about it. Also I thought it’d be really awesome to meet someone who likes the same things as me and just be...
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Love this.
A mutant with the ability to move at supersonic speeds
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He is one stylish, suave guy, so it would have to match any of his suits. The three colours that match any of his suits (black, dark dark blue (I think (does he even have more than one? (did I make that up?)))) would be either; gunmetal grey, dark dark dark blue or black. I always imagined it blue- but so dark blue, you can't quite tell if it's black or your eyes playing tricks.
Interestingly, that model bentley was made in those three colours. (Navy blue).
Please correct me if I’m wrong but is it ever explicitly stated which color the bentley has?
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"extra intense".


So I went to the grocery store the other day and found the world’s most obviously gendered popsicles looking like something straight out of a parody video.
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That kid needs to sort his life out, look at his desktop. He needs to file that shit.
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Running with knives.
I've said some stuff that others have disagreed with when it comes to relationships, social norms, feminism etcetera, and I've experience a lot more volatility than I expected. I still stand by everything I've said, absolutely, but I need to make something clear to some people who haven't understood me.
I started getting mixed up in 'that side of tumblr' at around the same time as I got stuck in 'that place in YouTube', where everyone is throwing opinions at each other and being overtly aggressive. I make a point of discussing these kinds of issues with other people face-to-face, so being included in this sort of dialogue on the internet was unusual for me.
This all occurred at around the same time as ER's murders, and I didn't know that that had even happened. Turns out lots of people were specifically sensitive about any topics related to relationships, feminism, men and women interacting etcetera, and a couple of people probably took me to be some pig headed, insensitive, Elliot Roger sympathiser.
So, I'd like to just say that I AM NOT AN ELLIOT ROGER SYMPATHISER. There is not "but..." to that statement whatsoever. I do not associate myself with the irrational beliefs of a mentally ill person, especially the murderous kind.
Anyway, as I closed my laptop's lid, feeling unnecessarily and irrationally guilty, I realised that actually, I wasn't surprised with the reaction my words were provoking, because it was what I had came to expect from 'that side of tumblr' and 'that side of YouTube'. I had unwittingly entered an area at it's most enraged, and it was just as inhospitable as I expected it to be. Upon becoming aware of the reason for it's anger, I became somewhat self reflective: "why had I assumed this anger was normal?" "why was I unsurprised by feeling this guilt for being who I am?". The answer was because this area of the internet, that houses the social justice bloggers, the keyboard warriors, the capital F 'feminists', the 'just being blunt' misogynists and everyone in between, is a naturally volatile place to be. Regardless of who you are, what you say is diminished by the hatred and anger you invest in it. I mean hey, I may agree with you, but if you run at me with a knife, shouting "THE SKY IS BLUE OKAY?" I feel more inclined to either run away or hit you (I'm not a very violent person, but you get the point). Now, let's say the sky's colour is an important thing, that everyone needs to know. Fewer people will listen if you run at them with knives, and that's not a good thing for the subject. You may dealing more damage to your point than you're preventing. By now, I'm sure you get the picture. I'm leaving this part of the internet to eat itself.
If you want to challenge me on any of this, I genuinely won't mind if you do. BUT please don't be aggressive, I dislike aggression strongly.
Thank you for your time.
P.s. I hope the families of those who were murdered by ER are given space and time to mourn. I hope for the best for them during, and after, this tough time. He was a mentally and morally sick bastard. May his name be forgotten.
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Not all men!
Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.
Not all men.
But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men. It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.
So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.
Not all men. You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”
an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.
(via thehansoloist)
A good article: http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/86844643067/kateordie-jess-fink-posted-a-pretty
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