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idk what the discourse is here but here's a brief summary of twitter for the past 3 months

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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Yea I’m another oathsworn knight at the olive oil factory. I’m the girl who fucks the extra virgin olives so they can make regular olive oil

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One day I might be a transgender Eve Babitz

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What are you looking!!!!! (Believe it or not I will beat you to death)

decompression gorilla

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in the year 2028 it is a felony to impersonate any youtuber with over 1,000,000 subscribers. this is the story of a group of idk this one's nothing post cancelled.

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in the year 2028 it is a felony to impersonate any youtuber with over 1,000,000 subscribers. this is the story of a group of idk this one's nothing post cancelled.

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Google search history:

-stinky with no vrin

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It’s wild how quickly ostensibly progressive people drop all their stated values the moment an acceptable target presents itself. “Oh they’re a Bad Person ™️ so I can be fatphobic and enforce rigid gender norms and beauty standards and be homophobic and transphobic and racist and classist and the worst bc they did something Bad so I don’t have to respect their humanity anymore.”

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Im a Hellenic traditionalist. Demeter has been pissed for the last 2000 years because we know too much about her mystery cult.

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Im a Hellenic traditionalist. Demeter has been pissed for the last 2000 years because we know too much about her mystery cult.

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cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

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Is It Improv To Stand Still For A Really Really Long Time

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Being anti-death penalty is literally the easiest stance ever. People just say "but should the state kill THIS type of person?" and you just say "no". Not killing people is so fucking easy actually

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Just played a Big Krit song for the Dwarven chief and he goes “Oh, I know this one,” turns out Krit’s speakers regularly tear dimensional rifts, he’s actually broadly considered a divine messenger

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Objective: Survive Killer Mike's Curses [0/10]