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Rahikainen: Mitä pietään lapsena rangaistuksena, mutta aikusena se tuo mielihyvvää? ;)

Lehto: Kuolema.

Rahikainen: Ei.

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.... sori Irlanti

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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tumppunen jouluaamuna

lumi on jo peittänyt kuvat tumblrissa

paskapostit jäätyneet talvipakkasessa

tumppunen pienoinen tehnyt joulupostauksen

paskapostit jäätyneet talvipakkasessa

suomitumpun askeissa toinen tumppu-kulta

pyysi hauskoi meemejä, “niitä saisko sulta?”

joulu on noteton tumppuseni onneton

pyysi hauskoi meemejä, “niitä saisko sulta?”

kuhameemit riemuiten haukkui nyymi-kulta

“jotain hieman tuoreempaa bloggaan kyllä sulta

palkita noteilla tahdon kyllä sinua

jotain hieman tuoreempaa bloggaan kyllä sulta”

“en mä ole tumppuni nyymi tästä maasta

olen Antti Holmasi tulen taivahasta”

meemisen pienoisen jonka annoit köyhällen

saikin Antti Holmasi enkeleitten maasta

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Important Finnish holidays include:

drinking in the cold and with dangerous fireworks (new years)

drinking because there’s two extra days off work (easter)

drinking while wearing your graduation hat or with a red flag (may day)

drinking when the sun shines all night (midsummer)

drinking in moderately chilly weather and with dangerous fireworks (summers end celebration/venetians*)

drinking while watching Unknown Soldier (independence day)

drinking while your family cries (christmas)

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Miks pitää käyttää aina niitä samoja tylsiä haukkumanimiä kuten paskiainen ja vitun mulkku, ku vois sanoo vaikka homeinen kurkkupurkki?

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Jos tää postaus saa 10 000 notea nii pukeudun ens vuoden Prideen Väinämöiseks ja soitan kanteletta

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Tein. Teetin. Teetätin. Teetätytin. Teetätytätin. Teetätytätitytätitytitityy… miten tämä %#$@& kieli toimii.

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Muumipeikko, Pikku Myy

AUTON ALLE LITISTYY AIVOT LENTÄÄ AFRIKKAAN, HEMULI RIENTÄÄ HAKEMAAN

Muumilaksoooon

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☆  Urpo & Turpo moodboard ☆

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Suomalaisen velhokoulun tuvat

Perkele, Helvetin helvetti, Vittusaatana ja Kirkkovene

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kun ihmettelet minkä takia sun aseksuaali kaveris teki jotain

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Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

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Koska en vissiin vielä seuraa kaikkia suomi blogeja nii reblogatkaa/tykätkää/huudelkaa tää nii alan seuraamaan, haluan kerätä koko runkkuringin

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Ylempie mukaa ilimeesesti tomaattisato

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

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Koe: tänään

Valmiuteni: olematon

Voi: vittu

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i’m still not over the linguistic miracle that is the Finnish expression “noni” and its variations

NOni (emphasis on the first syllable): “well now you’ve done it, good job” meaning you’ve majorly fucked up

noNI (emphasis on the last syllable): “I TOLD YOU DIDN’T I” meaning I totally was right and this argument is over

noni (literally no emphasis): “Anyway” or “I need to rearrange my thoughts, give me a sec”

NOniin (emphasis on the first syllable): “i admit my defeat you were right” meaning it definitely answers the noni above

noNIIN (emphasis on the last syllable): “let’s get started” or “okay anyway let’s continue”

NONni (emphasis on the first syllable): “aw, that sucks”

nonNI (emphasis on the last syllable): “without further ado, let’s get started”, usually after a long wait before a lengthy speech/presentation

nonni (again no emphasis): “you’re such a disappointment”

nonnnnnni (the length of the -nn- defines the meaning): “that’s too bad” or “i told you so” or “why would you drop the family heirloom vase it was literally worth 500k euros”

No. Nii. (the pause between no and nii defines the meaning): “yea, just like I was saying” or “and that’s about all I know about this issue” or “okay you’re right” or “hold on i need a moment to figure what to say next”

noniii (the length of the -ii defines the meaning): “ah, it’s finally working” or “I’m not so sure about that one”, or “well I guess you’re right but consider the following:” or “ah, buckle your seat belts, the ride’s about to begin”

no NIIN (sometimes no is almost swallowed and it sounds like “nNNII”): “finally finished”, usually after a lengthy speech/presentation

no nii-IH (if you forget the singsong tone this won’t work): “that’s what i’ve literally been trying to say for the past three hours” or “i know right ugh”

no niiii-i (the last -i is really short and sort of fades into the void of eternity, probably the most passive-aggressive word in the entire Finnish language): “i fucking agree” or “yeah tell me about it” after a very negative discussion, in which you usually complain about someone or something

NONIH (only mothers know how to say this one): “do this or so god help me” or “it’s six am on a Saturday morning and you’re about to clean up the entire house and the neighbour’s house too”

NOHNI (everyone driving a car naturally aces this one): “fucking. drive. you. slow. ass. slug” or “it’s fucking green it’s been green for 84 years” or “please don’t fucking hit me please” or “how the hell did that one even get a licence”

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Joo, sama.