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-THROWS SELF BESIDE YOU-

FHWALFHAUFIHHFWA RAGEOMGHI ;0;

I’msosorryIwasn’there

((YOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

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rAGEWHATTHEHELL

Looked at inbox real quick

Rage smut everywhere whoops

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Looked at inbox real quick

Rage smut everywhere whoops

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Suddenly Mao

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Why am I always so late for that kind of things... ? Or maybe people just don't want to talk to me... Any Overlord here ? No... ?

"Does this look like a tourist attraction?!" He huffed before he just walked over to the other and shoved them in a capsule, "Now that you're here however, it's always nice to have volunteers."

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*summons a horde of gummy bear monsters* "MY EVIL LAUGH IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!" *runs of laughing maniacally and yelling some incoherent thing about cake*

"And this is why I experiment on people like this first..annoying little bastards."

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The demon coughed out the soap violently after that bizarre kiss. Fan fucking tastic, all those years of following the rule on never getting cleaned was ruined by her. He spat out as much soap as he could before yelling out, "You'll pay for that!!"

"Sorry!  Today I was dared to always pick truth!"  Now she’s wrapped around his front, arms on his neck, feet on his back.  

"Now, open wide!"  She yanked his mouth open with one hand and stuffed the soap inside with the other.  "There we go!"  After pressing a kiss to his lips she rolled off.  

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"How did you--"

He growled a bit and attempted to get her off, despite how small and fast she is, "Then I dare you to get off of me!"

She’s suddenly on his back.  “‘Course I would!  I dare all the time during Truth or Dare!  Truth’s waaaay too easy!”

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He stepped away from her with every step she took, "You wouldn't dare!"

She takes a few steps towards Mao, still holding the soap.  ”Gueeeeeess whaaaaaaaaaat?”

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"Keep that thing away from me!!"

Suddenly, a bar of soap appears in Dot’s hand.  ”Have you at least ever wondered what soap tastes like?”

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"Dig out that earwax and listen closely.."

"HE. NEVER. PASSED. BY!"

”You look dumb enough to let that slip right under your nose”

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"And I'm telling you he isn't. Don't you think I'd notice if he even stepped one toe in this place?!"

”According to her, everything suggested Baal would be here”

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"Do you not have a vassal that could just open up some sort of Dimension Gate of their own? If so then just cheat your way. If not, then you have no choice but to hop around until you do find him."

”So, do you have any idea which gate I should take next?”

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"The hell are you talking about now? Cleanliness does not apply to demons."

"You should be thanking me!  Cleanliness is next to Stevieness!"

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Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

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"Why do I even bother. You wouldn't even follow the simplest rule. One of them being to never clean anything."

"Simple.  Sometimes, when you talk, I fall asleep!"