peskyprocrastinator
peskyprocrastinator
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peskyprocrastinator · 1 day ago
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ink is so me so delusional
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ink belongs to comyet
nightmare belongs to joku
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peskyprocrastinator · 1 day ago
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I’ll feed you then go away for a decade again
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peskyprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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magma
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peskyprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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Dream's glad they're getting along......!!!
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peskyprocrastinator · 3 days ago
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
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peskyprocrastinator · 6 days ago
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i dont need a god to punish me, im perfectly capable of doing it on my own.
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peskyprocrastinator · 6 days ago
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A quick one before the cycle ends.
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peskyprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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Avoryx’s plush is available for preorder for a week more! Link:
Plushie
We reached the production milestone a little while ago, which means she is guaranteed to be made! :)
And yes, that is the same knight from the previous comic! Who knows what they’ve endured to reach these two. Weeks of travel, and not once did they stop to wonder if they might be biting off more than they can chew.
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peskyprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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peskyprocrastinator · 11 days ago
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peskyprocrastinator · 12 days ago
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peskyprocrastinator · 14 days ago
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peskyprocrastinator · 14 days ago
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I cannot overstate how fucked up I am today. I’m operating on almost no sleep and I’m pound for pound more fatigue than person. But we needed cat food.
So I went in and the worker did a little shudder as she’s finishing up with the last customer.
“I had one of those days yesterday,” I commiserated.
“No, it wasn’t them, I was just- it’s kinda heavy.”
I waited.
“My coworker just passed a way,” she admitted. “I just saw her name on a receipt, it hit me kinda hard.”
I nodded. I was painfully aware how little energy was in my tank, and empathy uses so much, but this is not the kind of thing I am capable of brushing off. “Have you ever read Terry Pratchett?”
She looked very confused by the apparent non sequitur. Shook her head.
“He’s a really famous fantasy author,” I told her. “Very funny. But in one of his books he has a system kind of like telegrams. And if someone dies while operating that system, their name is put into it. Their name goes back and forth across the line forever, and he posits that people aren’t really gone as long as we see echoes of them and remember their names.
“That’s what it’s like when you saw her name on that receipt, right? It’s her memory, still going.”
Her eyes got wider as I went on. When I finished she gave herself a little shake. “That’s. That’s really beautiful, thank you for that. I. Wow.”
I smiled over my mask and left with my cat food.
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peskyprocrastinator · 14 days ago
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Oh hey. I learned a bit of magic at the jewelry store that I’ve forgotten to share, please pass the blessing along.
Have you ever had a knot or tangle in a metal chain? Especially the very fine ones, it can be impossible to work them out with your fingers.
My friends, all you need is a thumbtack. In a pinch, a toothpick, needle, or any fine thin stick will do. I have never been defeated by a knot with a thumbtack in hand.
You stick the pointy end into the trickiest part of the knot and slowly just work it in. The knot loosens around it, and I’ve used this metaphor for acupuncture too because it’s the same principle to me.
But anyway, I’ve untangled chains women brought in that have been stuck multiple hellish kinks and knots for decades. It never fails to astonish them, and honestly it’s fun. Very tricky knots can take longer but it always works.
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peskyprocrastinator · 14 days ago
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