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Will post my drawings here!!!

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Fight Club

Yeah uh

I can't believe I'm shipping a man and his imaginary "friend" help me

URGH THE MOVIE WAS SO GOOD THO

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oh my

oh my god Ancient Dreams by MARINA fucking slaps

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lmao (vent ahead)

im totally not jealous nononononnonono thats not me at al i should stop this shit and get it together and be content of what I have, i mean I am its just amongus irlkfnndfkfkd

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Theres no doubt about it, I love femboys... FUCK.

yeah new ocs coming soon chat ,

Based on that dream I had...

Im cooked

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hi

wow im 18 now and im still a geek yay ig, will post again soon! (meant for my non-existent followers)

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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

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Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.

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The change in shen jiu’s fate at binghe’s hands in the donghua was almost definitely done for censorship/rating reasons (can’t blame them, the novel version is… grisly, to say the least) but the pickle jar really is such a clever idea. The concept of peerless cucumber vs pickled shen jiu, that shen yuan is a version of sqq without the bitterness and envy the original had been stewing in for years, the implication that shen yuan’s sqq is the sort of teacher shen jiu might have been if his life had been different, really is so subtle and delicious from a character exploration standpoint. Plus it means the donghua team didnt have to figure out how to animate the limbless stick corpse with their terrible budget and limited technical skills thank god

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ShroomYuan~ 🍄 🍵

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I think, on some level, that Shen Yuan is like enrichment for Airplane Bro's enclosure. I think Airplane Bro kind of fucking LOVES having this guy around. Like, I do think their relationship is nuanced, weird and full of contradictions and not always good for them, but I also think that some chaotic part of Shang Qinghua honestly likes having his #1 hater weirdo running around completely fucking up his world.

Shen Qingqiu, grabbing Shang Qinghua by the shoulders: "Why didn't anyone TELL ME that Binghe is GAY NOW?! I'm going to die because of MONSTER DICK?!?!?!"

Shang Qinghua: (internally, probably only half-consciously) "Incredible. Amazing. How did I live without you? You torture me with your bullshit. You complete me in every possible way. I think we might be soulmates and we should make out about it. I hate you. I love you. You mean nothing to me and everything to me. This isn't your story and you stole it from me. I wrote this for you without even knowing you existed. You are a fascinating mystery that I will never solve. I will throw you under the bus at the first opportunity and yet I can't stop risking my life to help you. Your stupid game of gay murder chicken with my emotionally and mentally unstable protagonist is going to destroy the world and kill us all and I've never felt more alive. You have changed me as a person. Let's do this forever."

Shang Qinghua: (out loud) "Lol, sucks to be you, bro. At least you can get laid."

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Orcas

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Ooo Ooo I love this meme from the movie...

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Random dbh fixation don’t ask whhhyyyyy

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Just a little comic about these two unsocialized pieces of shit behaving the way that they do ❤️ RK900 being incapable of abiding by normal parameters of romance is the most romantic thing that Gavin has ever seen

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Gavin: I wanna know if Nines is gay 😞

Tina: why don't you ask?

Gavin: I can't just ask!

Tina: course you can. Hey Nines!

Nines: Yes?

Tina: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Nines: The audacity