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#nsft #cw nsfw

the first time she said Chell's name was probably for something stupid like this (the sort-of-sequel to this)(edit: added some closeups cause i like how glados' internals looked :3c)

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I was thinking about how weird it is that once Wheatley takes over Glados' body in Portal 2, their "arms" are randomly missing.

But then I remembered...

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I think I forgot to post this um. GLaDOS 🫶🫶

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homophobic wheatley

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back in my day when we wanted to flirt with an ai we just played portal 2

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I don’t think y’all realize that we’ve finally gotten a piece of official artwork depicting Caroline for the first time in 12 years since we saw her portrait in Portal 2 and it’s this

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*gasp* Cereal! 😄

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what is important to understand is that chell is not a woman in STEM. she is a woman trying desperately to get out of STEM

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She hates robots. She fucking hates robots and she's coming to kill you.

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this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

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til that the "Cara Mia Addio" in Portal 2 (better known as the "Turret Opera"), when translated, is a full on love song in which Glados refers to Chell as "beautiful" and "dear" throughout, with Ellen Mclain saying in an interview afterwards that the song is meant to essentially be taken as "I'm going to miss you, goodbye, my beloved"

I like to think then that Cara Mia Addio was a song created by Glados in a foreign language that Chell wouldn't understand so that way she could tell her how much she meant/means to her without being too direct because she's scared of attachment

In conclusion, happy pride month to whatever the fuck they had going on

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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

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Portal themed graduation cap!