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bro just wants to be a normal martian boy 😫

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Hey is it ok to interact if I’m vegan?

no. welcome to meat world boy

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Prince Shilo

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cats love rubbing their faces up against the corners of laptop screens. they cant get enough of it

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The pope is bound by the code of canon law, he can’t just do fuck-all for shits and giggles. Extreme example, but if hypothetically a pope came out and said “I’ve lost faith, I’m an atheist, there is no God nor Jesus,” Catholics wouldn’t suddenly be bound to all become atheists, he’d just be removed as pontiff. That’s what the cardinals are for

If the Pope said the world was made of pudding the world would be made of pudding. He has that power and does not use it.

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statement of jonathon sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by jurgen leitner

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[cross-posted to Twitter]

Bitter Rage (aka, that one part in season 2 episode 39 after William. yknow.)

+ closeup:

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

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*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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Call me the forgetter the way I wait where was I going with this

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i wonder what hes yelling

surely it wont be his own name

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the suckening soon sucking near you

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is it bad that a part of me hopes that Jax gets worse?

You're probably going to enjoy some of the things we have planned.

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requested by Aether (loveEtherlyy) on Just Roll with Palestine !!

got so carried away with this one that it’s not even 1*1pfp size

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haters will see you walking down the street and say "kill jester"

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone