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[OOC: anyone think about how (Iâm pretty sure, may be wrong) Peter b was confirmed to be suicidal, and miles basically saved him? Meeting him was the reason he got back with MJ and had Mayday.]
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âOh. ThatâsâŚ.not..â
âI mean, cool man. Uhh..nice to meet you too.â
âWait, wait, wait- what do you mean your name is Spiders-man?â
âWhat, are you like..a bunch of spiders in one suit? Euh- that sounds creepyâŚI mean, no offense to spiders, for obvious reasons, but a bunch all at once?â
âThat gives me the heebie jeebies.â
- @peter-b-parkerr
â Uh . . Thanks. Nice to meet you tooâ I guess,â
âbut . Yeah. I.. am a bunch of spiders in a suit. Surprise? Glad I give you the heebie jeebies.â
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Peter chuckled affectionately, watching his daughter babble on aboutâŚsomething. He smiled at Hobie, crouching down next to him.
âHow has she been?â Peter hums as mayday crawls over to him, picking her up and standing. The spider snorted as nick got smacked.
âHellooo~?â A voice calls out. When you look, youâre met with Peter b. Parkerâs head sticking out of a portal, and soon after, the rest of him steps out.
âIâm here to pick up a certain adorable little girl?â The man grinned, looking around for May-day, and also at Hobie.
- @peter-b-parkerr
Hobie had been sitting on the ground, may day in ther center of the carpet. Hobies mates, milo, and nick were sitting there as well, each with a toy in hand. Mayday was babbling, and hobie nodded along.
"Spit it. Yeah, you right girl." He mused with a smirk as Mayday went on. Once he heard Peter he looked up. "Ah, the dad's back."
"She has a dad? I thought she just-" nick was cut off by a smack by milo on the back of his head.
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âThank you, Hobie.â Peter smiles, watching Mayday happily cling to the younger spider.
âAlright, I trust you.â He chuckled. The man slowly turned towards the portal. âBe good now, okay?â The spider said to the little girl, grinning at her.
âSee ya later. AroundâŚten? Yeah. Ten.â
âHobie! Hey, kiddo!â A portal opens up behind him, and Peter b comes stepping out, waving.
âWell- not kiddo, I guess. Little man- man. Hey man.â He corrects himself, chuckling.
âSayâŚuhm- do you babysitting?â The man grins nervously, Mayday babbling out something from where she rests against his chest, gently wrapped in the pink robe the man wears.
- @peter-b-parkerr
*hobie had mindlessly scrolling his phone on his couch in his boat, his mates, milo and nick on the ground for some reason, passed out. Hobie jumped a bit at the sudden voice but quickly relaxed and sat up with a strech* "Ahhh, reality spider, wassup" *he yawned, and looked at mayday* "need a babysitta for the lil' anarchist? Sure, I can do it."
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âHow has spider-man work been going?â
âI know how easy it is to push yourself too hard in this line of work. So I wanted to make sure you havenât been overworking bud.â
âHey- kid. Can I talk to you about something for a second?â
- @peter-b-parkerr
Sure man, wassup?
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Peter blinked as fingers snapped in front of his face, quickly steeling his expression. âYeah, Iâm fine bud- sorry about that.â He chuckled.
When had he become so anxious? Probably since May-day arrived.
âAnyways- back to my previous question? Howâs it been?â
Peter knew it was a bad idea. He knew he shouldnât- he knew, he knew, he knew. But he couldnt get himself to care.
He needed to see miles.
Peter had almost contemplated turning back as the portal open, and he saw in front of him what must be the door to Milesâs home. But he pushed that thought away and stepped through.
His hand hovered there for a moment, tense-
And then he knocked.
- @peter-b-parkerr
Something was off. Milesâs spider senses had tingled a few minutes ago, yet nothing had happened yetâŚsomething was wrong.
A villain better not show up. It was movie night, something he hadnât done with his parents in a while thanks to school. If a villain ruined it because of some petty beef he was seriously gonna lose it.
I mean, really? He had three exams this week, homework given out on every day, two random pop quizzes- both on spanish, and donât even get him started on the job search. Being spider-man was cool and all, but it didnât exactly pay well, or at all. And thats just civilian life! With all the random baddies popping up, no one taking him seriously, having to live up to a dead man-âŚok, hes rambling again. Right. Sorry. Right.
Nothings wrong, itâs fine, itâll all be-
A knock was heard on the door.
âItâs probably the pizza, Iâll get it, mami.â Miles said as he put a hand on his momâs shoulder to sit her back down, and got up from the couch. He grabbed the wallet from the table next to the front door and put his hand on the doorknob.
âŚ
His spider senses were tingling again. Someone- or something, he didnât know- was outsideâŚI mean, yeah, obviously someone/thing is outside, the door was knocked on. But still.
He shouldnât open the door. What if itâs an ambush? What if a villain discovered his identity? It wasnât like he tried too hard to hide it but still. Oh God. What if whoever was outside was a serious villain? Like one of those that go after parents and take them hostage, then the hero has to go on this long and arduous task of traveling the world looking for said parents, only to find them when itâs too late, and then the villain is cackling above him and heâs too weak to beat him and heâs crumpled on the floor and his parents are right there but he canât reach them anymore and the bad guy can just kill him now if he wanted to but he prefers to watch Miles suffer and his mami and papi are gone and then and then and then- JUST OPEN THE DOOR MILES. GET UP.
Miles twisted the doorknob- a little too hard, but who can blame him?- and immediately pushed back the person in front of the door, webbing him against the wall off to the side.
He could feel his heavy breath as his heart rate tried to calm down. Oh, it was just Peter, it wasnât a villain. Peter wouldnât hurt him, Peter was-âŚ
âPETER?!â
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*boop*
âHey- what was that?â
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peeb? havent seen one of you around in a while
[OOC: Is this an rp ask or for the give my muse a pet name? ]
[If itâs for the name thing, I actually really like it- +1 nickname.]
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âNotâŚreally I guess? It seems obvious- but..â
âI will. Thanks noir.â
âHey! How are you doing noir?â
âStill having fun punching nazis? And by the way I tried egg cream finally! ItâsâŚokay?â
- @peter-b-parkerr
I've been better, I've been worse. Being resurrected is quite a pain, especially when the Spider Goddess experiments.
And yes, I'm still punching Nazis, as well as the odd facist.
How about yourself?
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âYeah! MJ is doing great, and milesâŚâ
âHeâs okay. I justâŚ.god I wish he wouldnt overwork himself so much. I guess it just comes with the position of spider-man. But manâŚâ
âHey! How are you doing noir?â
âStill having fun punching nazis? And by the way I tried egg cream finally! ItâsâŚokay?â
- @peter-b-parkerr
I've been better, I've been worse. Being resurrected is quite a pain, especially when the Spider Goddess experiments.
And yes, I'm still punching Nazis, as well as the odd facist.
How about yourself?
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âIâm alright! Catching up with miles, going on dates with MJ- itâs good!â
âHey! How are you doing noir?â
âStill having fun punching nazis? And by the way I tried egg cream finally! ItâsâŚokay?â
- @peter-b-parkerr
I've been better, I've been worse. Being resurrected is quite a pain, especially when the Spider Goddess experiments.
And yes, I'm still punching Nazis, as well as the odd facist.
How about yourself?
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âOof-â he let out a small sound at the unexpected hug. Before he chuckled and wrapped his arms back around Miles with a smile. Peter quickly moved out of the view of the door, just in case they could see him.
And if that didnât make him feel guiltyâŚ.heâd been studying how to travel dimensions? For them? When they had access to it the entire time? Well, not the entire time, butâŚ.
Miles liked art. But he was trying to study physics and such for them. Peter hadnât felt this guilty since he left MJ. Atleast they were happily back together now.
âYeah, yeah- uhmâŚno. No one else yet. Just me.â He managed. âItâs okay, kid.â Peter brushed it off. He attempted a smile, and found out it came without having to force it too much.
âIâve missed you too! Howâre you?â Momentarily, he tried to put aside the heavy feeling weighing on his shoulders, and pulled miles into another hug. Squeezing him tightly as if to check he was there.
Peter had spent a lot of nights worrying.
What if there was a villain too big, too clever, too strong- for miles to beat? What if his webs failed him when he was too high up? What if his identity was revealed? What if, what if, what if.
Peter knew it was a bad idea. He knew he shouldnât- he knew, he knew, he knew. But he couldnt get himself to care.
He needed to see miles.
Peter had almost contemplated turning back as the portal open, and he saw in front of him what must be the door to Milesâs home. But he pushed that thought away and stepped through.
His hand hovered there for a moment, tense-
And then he knocked.
- @peter-b-parkerr
Something was off. Milesâs spider senses had tingled a few minutes ago, yet nothing had happened yetâŚsomething was wrong.
A villain better not show up. It was movie night, something he hadnât done with his parents in a while thanks to school. If a villain ruined it because of some petty beef he was seriously gonna lose it.
I mean, really? He had three exams this week, homework given out on every day, two random pop quizzes- both on spanish, and donât even get him started on the job search. Being spider-man was cool and all, but it didnât exactly pay well, or at all. And thats just civilian life! With all the random baddies popping up, no one taking him seriously, having to live up to a dead man-âŚok, hes rambling again. Right. Sorry. Right.
Nothings wrong, itâs fine, itâll all be-
A knock was heard on the door.
âItâs probably the pizza, Iâll get it, mami.â Miles said as he put a hand on his momâs shoulder to sit her back down, and got up from the couch. He grabbed the wallet from the table next to the front door and put his hand on the doorknob.
âŚ
His spider senses were tingling again. Someone- or something, he didnât know- was outsideâŚI mean, yeah, obviously someone/thing is outside, the door was knocked on. But still.
He shouldnât open the door. What if itâs an ambush? What if a villain discovered his identity? It wasnât like he tried too hard to hide it but still. Oh God. What if whoever was outside was a serious villain? Like one of those that go after parents and take them hostage, then the hero has to go on this long and arduous task of traveling the world looking for said parents, only to find them when itâs too late, and then the villain is cackling above him and heâs too weak to beat him and heâs crumpled on the floor and his parents are right there but he canât reach them anymore and the bad guy can just kill him now if he wanted to but he prefers to watch Miles suffer and his mami and papi are gone and then and then and then- JUST OPEN THE DOOR MILES. GET UP.
Miles twisted the doorknob- a little too hard, but who can blame him?- and immediately pushed back the person in front of the door, webbing him against the wall off to the side.
He could feel his heavy breath as his heart rate tried to calm down. Oh, it was just Peter, it wasnât a villain. Peter wouldnât hurt him, Peter was-âŚ
âPETER?!â
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Peter coughed, grimacing as he got stuck to the wall. He couldnât blame Miles, really. The boy justâŚdidnât realize who he was. Yeah, didnât know it was Peter. No other reason. He couldnât overthink it.
âHahâŚI- hey kiddoâŚ?â He tried a smile, but it looked super awkward. Peter B really didnât know what to say. What are you supposed to say to the kid who you hadnât seen inâŚhow long had it even been?
âLong time no see.â He stated.
What are you supposed to say to the kid who saved your life, without even realizing it?
Peter knew it was a bad idea. He knew he shouldnât- he knew, he knew, he knew. But he couldnt get himself to care.
He needed to see miles.
Peter had almost contemplated turning back as the portal open, and he saw in front of him what must be the door to Milesâs home. But he pushed that thought away and stepped through.
His hand hovered there for a moment, tense-
And then he knocked.
- @peter-b-parkerr
Something was off. Milesâs spider senses had tingled a few minutes ago, yet nothing had happened yetâŚsomething was wrong.
A villain better not show up. It was movie night, something he hadnât done with his parents in a while thanks to school. If a villain ruined it because of some petty beef he was seriously gonna lose it.
I mean, really? He had three exams this week, homework given out on every day, two random pop quizzes- both on spanish, and donât even get him started on the job search. Being spider-man was cool and all, but it didnât exactly pay well, or at all. And thats just civilian life! With all the random baddies popping up, no one taking him seriously, having to live up to a dead man-âŚok, hes rambling again. Right. Sorry. Right.
Nothings wrong, itâs fine, itâll all be-
A knock was heard on the door.
âItâs probably the pizza, Iâll get it, mami.â Miles said as he put a hand on his momâs shoulder to sit her back down, and got up from the couch. He grabbed the wallet from the table next to the front door and put his hand on the doorknob.
âŚ
His spider senses were tingling again. Someone- or something, he didnât know- was outsideâŚI mean, yeah, obviously someone/thing is outside, the door was knocked on. But still.
He shouldnât open the door. What if itâs an ambush? What if a villain discovered his identity? It wasnât like he tried too hard to hide it but still. Oh God. What if whoever was outside was a serious villain? Like one of those that go after parents and take them hostage, then the hero has to go on this long and arduous task of traveling the world looking for said parents, only to find them when itâs too late, and then the villain is cackling above him and heâs too weak to beat him and heâs crumpled on the floor and his parents are right there but he canât reach them anymore and the bad guy can just kill him now if he wanted to but he prefers to watch Miles suffer and his mami and papi are gone and then and then and then- JUST OPEN THE DOOR MILES. GET UP.
Miles twisted the doorknob- a little too hard, but who can blame him?- and immediately pushed back the person in front of the door, webbing him against the wall off to the side.
He could feel his heavy breath as his heart rate tried to calm down. Oh, it was just Peter, it wasnât a villain. Peter wouldnât hurt him, Peter was-âŚ
âPETER?!â
#wait i kinda popped off on this one#i was writing simple then its like something attacked me and said âno be betterâ#the word flow and the yapping turned coherent yall its so fire#[OOC] HELL YEAH!!! this is epic!!!#And so realâŚitâs like I get struck with a vision and randomly pop off with my writing#spider dad. đˇď¸
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âI know, I know kiddo. And IâmâŚsorry about that.â
âItâs been good! Me and MJ are back together- itâs great!â
âBut more importantly, how are you doing?â
girls are so pretty I need to kill myself everytime I see one just because I donât deserve to breath the same air as her
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âYep! Aha- IâŚitâs been a while- uhm..â
âHey kidâŚ?â
girls are so pretty I need to kill myself everytime I see one just because I donât deserve to breath the same air as her
#what the hell#oh my god hey man#oh my god#oh. my. god.#peter????#holy shit man#holy shit.#<- ââhey kid.â#spider dad. đˇď¸
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âNo. This shit is an utter disgrace to my name.â
âWait- are you a kid? Uhm, this thing is an utter disgrace.â
âIâm gonna lose it. How dare they model a popsicle after me and make it taste LIKE ASS.â
âThis is just downright disrespectful.â
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