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[peterbasara]

🎁 = Does your muse become flattered to receive gifts?

"Who doesn't fucking love free swag, bro?"

[peterbasara]

Which significant other had the biggest impact on them?

"Fucking Keeley. My ex-fiance. Granted, I fucked her around. Sure, whatever -- shit happens and sometimes you fuck another girl on your yacht. That's life. Did she have to fuck me over and give away shit that got me edged out of the company I helped found? Fuck no. Whatever -- her fillers got her looking jacked as hell now anyway."

[peterbasara]

What do they most like to do in bed?

"A gentleman never tells. (It's fuckin'.)"

[peterbasara]

"See -- I've heard that one but everyone is a Muppet except Jack Sparrow," Peter observes through the smoke of his exhale.

"What Muppet are you gonna pick to be Jack Sparrow?"

He stretches out his legs as he thinks.

"I'm gonna think outside the box here -- Longlegs -- except everyone is a human and Longlegs is a Muppet. I'm thinking Beeker."

@jaredx

"Pirates of the Carribean and that guy who plays Barbossa is the only real actor. I mean, he already seems genuinely pissed off at the characters, imagine if he had to deal with a bunch of muppets instead." Jared laughed. "What about you?"

@peterbasara

[peterbasara]

"That's a fucking fantasic answer," Peter immediately approves with an even bobble of his head as he imagines it.

"And it fits with A Muppet Christmas Carol. A total holiday double feature that's fun for the whole family -- what more could you want?"

@catalinaxdiaz

"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase staying the same obviously." Catalina wasn't the biggest fan of comedy movies, but for something to do with the muppets, it certainly felt like that would be the best choice. "I mean could you imagine how perfect it would be for the two old guys to be the neighbors?"

[peterbasara]

"If 'age-old' means within the last two hours that I've been dwelling on it then yeah -- it's age-old."

Taking a hit from his vape, Peter scrunches his nose.

"I don't know if that counts, man -- Xenomorph is kinda a puppet in its own right, isn't it?"

He exhales the vapor.

"I'm thinking X-Men. And everyone is a Muppet except Wolverine."

@borawinters

"Is that an age old question?" Bora questions, not convinced that anyone else has ever pondered on the subject matter.

Skepticism aside, he decides to indulge it.

"Alien. Everyone is a muppet except the Xenomorph. What's yours?"

@peterbasara

[peterbasara]

"Yooooo, nepo-boyfriend connections coming through!" Peter praises as Silas presents the beverages -- and hoping that the same alcohol portions would ring true for any future beverages that they may ingest that night.

"Man, fuck him," he scoffs as he takes his first swallow of the margarits, hissing in appreciation at the strength.

"He can't let me have shit for myself -- not even my own territory. S'Pathetic."

@silascody

closed for: @peterbasara

where: tejas cantina

"Let's get fucked up," Silas announces as he joins Pete with two of the strongest and cheapest -- free, technically -- margaritas in town in hand, "I told my bartending baby about your asshole business bro being in town and I think she put enough tequila in these bitches to kill a horse."

[peterbasara]

E. What is their love language?

"Rolling joints."

[peterbasara]

Peach 🌸:What song is your go-to comfort song?

"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You by Michael Bolton. Brings a tear every time. Mr. Bolton is a treasure."

[peterbasara]

"Oh fucking hell, man, I think you just won this game," Pete chuckles as he exhales the citrus smoke, shaking his head as he cracks up at the mental image.

"Who we getting for Gloop? Fozzie Bear? Because I feel like Gonzo has to be Grandpa Joe."

@samirpanchal

"There are way too many good choices," he admits, taking a puff of something as he chills outside the smoke shop. "But I'm thinking Willy Wonka. And obviously Gene Wilder stays as Wonka. Miss Piggy is a shoo-in for Veruca Salt. Kermit is obviously Charlie Bucket..." @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

"Oh, man, I fuck with that -- that's inspired," Peter agrees with a bob of his head.

"And, you know, Meryl is the perfect kind of actress to pull that off -- she's not just gonna phone in a performance because she's surrounded by puppets."

He takes another hit from his vape and poses another question.

"Would you have Miss Piggy as the bitchy assistant? The British one?"

@theotanaka

"Ah," Theo nodded his head, acknowledging the question, wondering if there was something other than nicotine in the vape the male had. "I see we're asking the important shit."

Theo's eyes then narrow to think about it. "The Devil Wears Prada could be kinda funny, everyone's a Muppet but Meryl." @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

Peter: do you suck at them or have you just never tried? Peter: because effort is a talent man @reggiellewellyn

Reggie: I do like her for real!!! Reggie: But idk about serious relos and that, I'm shite at them @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

"Everyone can undo a couple buttons, baby, that's where the fun is at," Peter jokes with a slight elbow to Camryn's arm, gesturing to his own shirt that was left open at a flirtatious number of four buttons.

"Keeps things breezy. Not that there's decent air circulation anyway. Who designs high school gyms? They're sadists."

Peter takes a drink and shakes his head.

"No. Not that I saw. But they couldn't afford me anyway."

@camryn-hendricks

"You don't think the suits and prom-style dresses wouldn't be playing a part in the whole 'sweating hot and heavy' thing?"

It's the first thing that comes to mind only because Camryn is referencing the material of her own dress. If she ended up on the dance floor at all, sweating would be inevitable.

"Country Grammar, that's the album that came out before I graduated. Some tracks were definitely played at my prom, but half of this music I have no clue who the artist even is. Did they advertise needing a DJ?"

@peterbasara

[peterbasara]

Are you a kind person?

"No one gives a fuck about whether or not you're kind as long as you're not the pope. Best of luck, Leo."

[peterbasara]

📲 – the last texts our muses sent + silas!

Peter: are you at this fucking prom thing? Peter: wanna go get high under the bleachers? @silascody

[peterbasara]

starter for: @camryn-hendricks location: under the sea prom

"It's too bad they couldn't get me to be DJ -- I'd have this whole place sweating hot n' heavy Nelly style..."

[peterbasara]

starter for: @cricketcampbell location: under the sea prom

"Am I allowed to say you look fucking bankable tonight or is your boyfriend gonna jump scare me?"