peterparkerspuns
peterparkerspuns
Peter Parker's Puns
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Names Rhiann, friends call me Gimli.At least they would if I had any friends.
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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Holga + 🥔
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator
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domestic things
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He’s been freed
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he's here in LEGOOOO CITYYYYY
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THE LAST OF US (2023-) 1.03 "Long, Long Time"
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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everyone’s like “support public school teachers! support small business owners!” but suddenly, when walter white—
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
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Anonymous said:
Art prompt! Jaskier and Geralt plus flower crowns, or flower necklaces, or flower bracelets! Maybe it’s Litha and it’s a flowery celebration!
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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poll makers: reblog for larger sample size :) the more votes the more reliable result
poll rebloggers: my psionic warriors. hopelessly bias this poll to my will immediately
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my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"
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peterparkerspuns · 2 years ago
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Hello, tumblr. I regret to inform you that, unfortunately, the fuckin chocolate guy is at it again.
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