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[petravsminecraft]

Poof! Here’s an Enderchest for your neather mail travels!! Gotta keep that mail safe from lava and such right?

"Oh wow an enderchest! I've never had one of these before! This thing feels weeeeiiirrrrrd. And I appreciate the concern, but I'm not the one who's going to be in the Nether duration of the mails travel. I'm just here to deliver it to the Nether, and then what happens to it after is none of my business it's someone else's. So I can't leave this mail in the enderchest, then the delivery people after me won't be able to access it!"

[!] A shiver crawls up your spine. The seal of protection is broken. You have been warned.

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Hmm Mail man you have any stops planned? Maybe for food, or just somewhere to stay for the night? A place to keep the mail safe,,

"Oh hello! A person! Uh, not as far as I know. I want to get all the mail to the nether highway as soon as possible. I want this out of my hair, I have a lot of things to do you know! But hmmm, I might stop for a bit of food later, since it is early. Not sure yet!"

[!] Achievement unlocked: talked to the mail man.

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I wonder how far the letters are now, hopefully they’ll reach their destination soon

"Wow it is such a nice morning here, can't wait to get to the nether portal and send all of this mail out, so I can get back home to redecorate my entire house and make the ceiling all into gold blocks that I painted to look like diamond ones. And replace my walls with iron blocks I painted to look like netherite. Ohoho my friends will be so jealous, they'll think I'm rich."

"I sure do hope nothing crazy happens, that'd be awful!"

[!] The anon seal of protection only has two more asks before it is broken. No, you cannot add another after this, let's get creative with this.

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zoop glob zib zib glorp zoob glorp snorp glep petra!! zorb glopz jesse fwip lukas? zoob zoob glorp!!! 👽

"Uhhh...... hey? I don't... I don't really understand you. All I got was our names."

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[ The woman was too stunned to speak /ref ] [!] Petra will remember that.

You believing the flashlight still works because someone said so is the reason why you got chipped so easily by pama

:|

>:[

"I'd argue there was more to it than that, but sureeee, sureeee that's totally the reason why I got so easily chipped by PAMA. And not that I was dragged by super powered chipped humans with no way to get out of their grips, nooooooo that couldn't possibly be it!"

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What does Jessie think of us anons :00. I wonder if they r suspicious of our uh "advice"

OOC note: Jesse is vaguely aware Petra's on tumblr, but has no access to this themself. Jesse herself doesn't really care, if Petra doesn't want her to see it then she'll respect her privacy. So Jesse has absolutely no idea what you guys are saying. And side note the story stuff I've posted, was in story not posted by Petra.

HOWEVER, there's a certain someone, who is trying to get access to this telepathically and has seen a few things. They haven't fully gotten into the account yet but he's trying guys. And I don't think he likes what you're all doing that much.

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I think,,pama just called you gay?

"I mean. I am gay, that might be obvious, and it's also been in my head before so of course they know that. I just... why would it bring up Jesse at the same time? Is it trying to say something? I don't... "

[petravsminecraft]

"... Excuse me??"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean !?"

You believing the flashlight still works because someone said so is the reason why you got chipped so easily by pama

:|

>:[

"I'd argue there was more to it than that, but sureeee, sureeee that's totally the reason why I got so easily chipped by PAMA. And not that I was dragged by super powered chipped humans with no way to get out of their grips, nooooooo that couldn't possibly be it!"

[petravsminecraft]

does this count as spoilers

[petravsminecraft]

Hi, it's me, the translator again. :)

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PART 1:

ᓭℸ ̣ ⋮ᒷ ᒷ ᓭᓭ ⍊ ᒷ

ᓵᔑリ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑ᒷᔑ∷ ᒲᒷ

╎ℸ ̣'ᓭ ᔑꖎᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ

ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣𝙹

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Stje e ss v e

can you hear me

iℸ ̣'s almostℸ ̣ime

ℸ ̣ime for you ℸ ̣o

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Jesse,

can you hear me?

It's almost time.

Time for you to

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PART 3:

⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑∷𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ᒷリ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ !¡ᔑ╎リ ᔑᓭ ╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ

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Have you notbeen ℸ ̣hrough enough pain as itis

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Have you not been through enough pain as it is? [or it's just "is?"]

(sorry for the late response I was letting my mouse charge, but the last part is all correct)

[petravsminecraft]

Final part :]

Maybe I should ask you this? Why are you fighting? Even after all this time? You know it's pointless don't you? Aren't you tired?

Tired of all this pain. This weight on your shoulders. This burden you bear. Isn't it exhausting? To go day after day after day stuck in this cycle. Being the hero of every story - every life you've lived. Don't you want to rest? Just for once?

Because I can help you with that.

"..."

... I see you're still as stubborn as a mule. Just like you always have been. It only makes me sad. This'll only lead you down the same road you've been down before. You're only repeating the past, and do you really want to be there again? Do you want this to end as it has before? . . . .

⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑∷𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ᒷリ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ !¡ᔑ╎リ ᔑᓭ ╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ

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Part two, part three will be out in just a moment

You know. There were thousands of ways I thought of how my escape from that wretched place would look like. Millions of scenarios. I came to the conclusion someone would be the one to awaken me. But never in a million years did I think it would be

Y o u "..."

Well you're oddly quiet for once. Ocelot got your tongue? You seem stressed. Concerned maybe. I can assure you I mean no harm. I never have. Though I suppose you’ve never listened to me before anyways.

"..."

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"Huh, didn't we ask for a room with two beds?"

"We did... Maybe this was just the last room they had." "..."

"I guess we'll.... just have to share then..."

"Come on Petra, it's not the first time we've slept next to each other! It's not weird!"

"I know, but it just feels like there's a whole ton of cliches about this. Like oh no the last hotel room available only has one bed and there's two of us, whatever shall we do!"

*Jesse laughs*

"Hah, well we'll make it work. It's not the worst thing that could've happened..." . . . .

LATER

".........."

ᓭℸ ̣ ⋮ᒷ ᒷ ᓭᓭ ⍊ ᒷ

ᓵᔑリ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑ᒷᔑ∷ ᒲᒷ

╎ℸ ̣'ᓭ ᔑꖎᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ

ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣𝙹

wake up

[petravsminecraft]

I assure you... The flashlight still works and I'm shining bright like a diamond.

They also can't prove it doesn't work because they can't see anything, so..

-Flashlight Eater

"Can't argue against that. ¯\_(:/)_/¯ "

[petravsminecraft]

What do you mean that only you can take a bite out of Ms. Butter..? Petra what are you not telling us?

"It means only I can take a bite out of Ms. Butter what else could it mean?"

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You believing the flashlight still works because someone said so is the reason why you got chipped so easily by pama

:|

>:[

"I'd argue there was more to it than that, but sureeee, sureeee that's totally the reason why I got so easily chipped by PAMA. And not that I was dragged by super powered chipped humans with no way to get out of their grips, nooooooo that couldn't possibly be it!"

[petravsminecraft]

PETRA NO THE FLASHLIGHT OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T STILL WORK-

"The flashlight eater anon said it worked, so I'm more inclined to believe them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "