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Heheh~! [He pats around the others face, pinching his cheeks and giggling.] You feel even cuter than you look~! Heheh~!

petrel- replied to your post: Hey there cutie~ What’s your name?

That’s such a cute name~ I’m Petrel! Can I touch your face? Heheh.

Hey Pet—Huh? Touch..My..Face…I guess so! You’re not going to do anything weird are you?

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How do you have a shiny Furret?

She was given to me by Mr. Fuji awhile ago~.

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Yeah, pretty much.

So… they’re like a bunch of prostitutes?

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I had this really weird dream that Archer was an eunuch.  

Then I realized it's probably true.

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Can I eat your lollipop?

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Did you know? You're an asshole.

Plus I need to have something in my mouth at all times.

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Asshole.

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Rude, Skipper. Rude.

You better not have messed up my make-up.

petrel- replied to your post: 26, 27, 28, 29

I love you.

No. Bad Petrel. [Spritzes with a water bottle.]

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Get your mind out of the gutter. And I don't want a Magikarp.

But Magikarp wants you.

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50 dollars? Waah, that's a lot.  Can't I just pay you in love?  Or songs.  Or drawings of Meowths?

I mean...Ffffine I can pay that. I'll just force some grunts to give me the money, otherwise it would come out of Lady Peckinpaw's food budget, and that is just unacceptable.  

I’ll try to find one that is somewhat stronger than normal so you won’t have to do too much work, all right?

And of course, as long as you’re willing to pay~. Around 50 dollars should be enough. It’s not a super rare Pokemon, but it is one that likes to hide. Won’t take too long.

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I'd actually have to train it? Booo~!  Oh well, I can do that.

So you'd get one for me then? Perfect~.

petrel- replied to your post:

Can you find me a Gulpin? I need one for reasons. Also do you think they are capable of swallowing a human?

A Gulpin? Sure, those aren’t hard to find here in Hoenn. And no, not as they are, you may have to evolve them into a Swalot if you want that capability. Gulpins are small, but Swalots are almost as tall as the average human.

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Gross.  

Keep those to yourself.

No, silly. Gastroderp did. But I’ve been incubating them in my bra.

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janet-halley replied to your post: Does anyone have a Skorupi they don't want?

No, but I have a lot of Shellos eggs. If you want one, tell me.

Did you lay them or...?

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Or maybe Toxicroak would be funnier...

Hmm...

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Does anyone have a Skorupi they don't want?

I need one for reasons.

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Poison you? Oh no!  I was just curious~. 

petrel- replied to your post: ladybeastsird replied to your post: I want warmer…

Do you think you could win in a fight against a Skorupi ?

I think I could. At least I hope I would.

Why do you ask? Not plotting to poison me are you?

I’m hurt enough for now. »