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sending love to those fighting the job market

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staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Can you put her in the ss tulpar from mouthwashing

(nene please get out of there)

Nene's lost in the The Tulpar from Mouthwashing!

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My mom: "which one is moomin?"

Me: "the little white guy"

My mom: "so who's the hippo?"

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my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot

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The full thing for anyone who wants it!

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Some funny stuff from my broadcast channel on insta lol

Wish me luck on my finals!

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This is how some of these cases feel

I know he just lies.

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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do you guys see the vision

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i like this creature

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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true