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HOLY SHIT WE GOT OUR MAIN ACCOUNT BACK Y’ALL @petrichorvoices IS BACK LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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from e67:

Nulogorsk, our Russian sister city, is gone. The people of Nulogorsk, our friends, they are gone too. Since then the sky has been hot with death. So much fuel for so many rockets burning away at once, it makes the fall air seem a little warmer, even down here, not to mention that final sizzle at the end of each. Blooms of death all over the world, hot and final. I speak to you for as long as I can, from a world ending. 1983. Our final year. I suppose as good a year as any. [...] And I will go too. Amidst a screaming of sirens that warn without helping, that make a show of protecting without protecting at all. I will never meet that someone. That someone who could have given my life depth and meaning, who could have been my other. I will only ever sit here, only have ever sat here, behind this microphone, until I am not ever, ever again. Good night, from a world ending, Night Vale

from e188:

And oh. Oh. Oh. There’s the radio station. It’s not how I imagined. A windowless concrete structure. Looks abandoned, weather beaten, cursed by god, it looks like no human being has breathed within it in a thousand years.

from e5:

Now that I think of it, I have also never bothered to actually check whether this mic is attached to any sort of recording or broadcasting device, and it is possible that I am alone in an empty universe, speaking to no one, unaware that the world is held aloft merely by my delusions and my smooth, sonorous voice. [...] And now, a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence.

from e182:

John continued: “Like the ancient gods, I only exist because people talk about me, believe in me, and if the narrator of my life should ever discontinue his old yarn about old John, well, I’d cease to exist.

thinking about cecil at the end of the world

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If u are an anxiety stricken young person reading my blog right now and worrying about your media consumption I would like to tell you that You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. And that is from Wild Geese by Mary Oliver. Delete your twitter account now

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My job in the leftist compound will be driving one of the little train rides around the perimeter and taking pot shots at libertarians and other small animals with the loaded turret mounted on the caboose

The cars are full of leftisms strongest warrior children who cheer for me when my aim is true and boo when my righteous ammo hits dirt or trees by accident

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#oh i want to see martin and cecil struggling to talk about their moms#or like#bonding over their inability to articulate their relationships with their moms @dundeelemonade

can you listen to cecil talking about his mom during the live show for like a second please because it kills me

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sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

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Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud

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my spidersona

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trans-male fluttershy will be real in 30 seconds

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was there drama with the witch girl??? the people need to know! definitely an even more accurate gay high school experience is there was

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older

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its like a whole comic if u guys wanna read it or something hehee

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still one of my fav pages i ever did

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thinking about Anakin getting married when he was nineteen just makes me INSANE. Because look, okay, I get that a bunch of people do that, but Anakin specifically is (on all levels except literal) THAT girl who marries their high school sweetheart the summer after graduation. His social media gets updated every time he goes to starbucks with his best friend. He does space cheerleading. I GUARANTEE he had a sweet sixteen. Honestly, it’s no wonder Anakin ended up a Sith Lord. He was either gonna be a nurse or in a pyramid scheme, and I guess we know which one he picked

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“Kevcecilos could’ve happened” I say into the mic

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room

“He’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kevin R Free himself

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Weird things I have done as an archaeologist

Washing cannonballs

Comparing human leg bones to my leg

Balancing knee caps to see if they’re left or right

Smashed my head on a drill handle while I tried to look cool dropping 3 meters of stainless steel down a hole

Trying to rescue mice out of the trench using a shovel and screaming how you’re trying to help

Glass still cuts skin, even after 500 years. And me being the dumbass I am to swipe my finger across to clean it

Getting distracted because you’re convinced these two pottery shards match in some place

Pushing my thumb into the decorative indentation a potter has made 300 years ago cuz I’m still a child

Trying to match shoe prints to one of your colleagues

Surely google knows the brand name on this 100 year old shoe shine can