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[petrockadventure]

I will not be touched like That(tm)! Unless...

Ummm Damien!?!

I mean im not mad about it🥵

[petrockadventure]

Congratulations! You got the ~good ending~ that Anthony always wanted. The people around him found love, and he has you, his pet rock, back in his pocket.

When Anthony hugs Ian, it feels like Fate. He smiles as he looks at his best friend, how happy Ian is, how their adventure together is starting all over again!

You remain with Anthony for the rest of time <3

Do you want to start over?

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It's morning. Amanda's smiling at her phone. Then she laughs out loud. She is typing something.

As she gets out of bed, she sees you and winks.

"I've started an app group. You know what it's about?"

You try to act stonely and don't say anything.

"I'm going to be posting all the best articles of people dot com on there! I've added Angela, Shayne, Chanse, Arasha, Spencer and Tommy. So fun!" She dresses and puts you in her pocket.

The whole way towards the Smosh office, Amanda is humming tunes and smiling. She wears black sunglasses and red lipstick.

When she arrives, she sees Angela walking into the building as well.

"Angela!!"

Angela tries to duck out but fails and is caught in a tight Amanda-hug. She giggles shyly.

"Listen up Ang, you, me, Arasha, we need to have our own show here on Smosh. We can be like the View, but fun!"

"What's the View?"

"Oh please, don't make me feel so old," Amanda laughs.

As they walk into the building, Amanda pitches the concept to Angela.

"It would be fun to have a talkshow! Let's tell Ian!"

More and more people come into the office.

"You know Angela, you're such a good, supportive and fun friend. I love you!"

"Aww, Amanda! Wait. Do you want to borrow money from me or…"

"I mean it!" Amanda playfully pushes Angela.

Arasha walks up to them.

"What's going on, why are all these people here?"

"I have no idea!"

Amanda looks at Ian, as he wears a mischievous smile.

A slender, dark figure joins him.

"Who's that? He's hot." Arasha says.

"I think that's uhh, the other Smosh guy!" Amanda tries her best.

"Wow, I heard myths about him," Angela whispers.

As Ian and the mystery guy (Anthony) hug, Amanda feels a warmth growing in her heart. Two long lost best friends found each other again. She wants her and Angela to stay close forever. She puts her arm around the smaller girl and squeezes her arm. Angela leans into it.

Amanda decides to put you back on the Smosh set so you can proudly look around at all the things you, Anthony's magical pet rock, have set in motion.

~ the end ~

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It's morning. You wake up and are startled. For Shayne is looking right at you. He blushes.

"Hey there," he says shyly. What is happening?

"You sure are a very… hard… piece of granite. I feel like we've known each other for a long time, and, frankly, I've fallen for you. For only you, my rock, are harder than my rock-hard biceps. You will forever be my fitspiration."

As the morning light falls on his hair, seemingly igniting it in a blonde fire, Shane picks you up. He looks at you intently, slowly brings you to his pink lips, and carefully places a kiss on your form…

Now you wake up forreal.

You take a peak at the bed, and Shayne just woke up as well. He dresses, absent-mindedly picks you up and puts you into his front pocket.

He drives you two to the Smosh office. He winks and flirts with everyone he meets. They all blush profusely and whisper to each other once you pass them.

"What is happening? Has Shayne finally found his mojo?"

As Shayne passes the editing area, a man stands up. He has a face graced by laugh-wrinkles and a twinkle in his eye. His dark, long hair a ferocious wave of masculinity.

"Hi Matt!"

"Shayne…"

"You look extra handsome today, did you do something with your hair?"

"I could ask you the same, blondie. Why don't you come over here and give me a kiss!"

Shayne laughs and kisses Matt's nose.

"Goofball," Matt protests.

Shayne ruffles Matt's beautiful locks and makes his way into the dining area.

"Shayneyyy!" Damien puts a hand on Shayne's shoulder. "Wow, you have been working out!"

"You know it."

"Shayne, our talk last night really helped me figure things out. Check it!"

Damien shows Shayne his phone. He has made a dating app account.

"Good for you!" Shayne laughs. He is happy that his friend is making moves to connect with people. "You're hot, I'm sure you will find a partner like, immediately."

"Do you think I look hot?" Damien bats his eyes in jest.

"Of course," Shayne says as he grabs Damien's hand and rubs it with his thumb.

Their moment is interrupted by Courtney, who looks like they are up to something.

"What's up, Court?"

"Shayne, you will never guess this. But my good friend watched Smosh for the first time, after I finally convinced her! And she is sooo into you! So I am here on behalf of her, to ask you out on a date! She's really cute, I can vouch for that!"

Shayne and Damien chuckled.

"I guess the old fashion way still does the trick as well!" Damien said, beaming at his best friend.

"Hi guys, look at you! You're glowing!"

"You've been glowing for weeks now, boss!"

"Ew, don't call me boss…"

"But you are…"

"Shut up."

"Okay, boss."

Everyone gathers around Ian and he does a little happy hippity hop. "Hey, everyone!"

As Ian delivers a speech, Rhett and Link arrive, and then another person appears.

"Whoa."

Anthony Padilla, co-founder of Smosh, walks into the room. He passes Shayne and picks you right out of his front pocket, like he knew you were sitting there. Shayne looks at him in awe.

Anthony puts you in his jeans pocket, and stands right beside Ian.

"We bought Smosh!"

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Shayne wakes up with a newly found resolve. He stares at you with that knowing smile and you fight the urge to laugh out loud, even though you can't, physically speaking.

He humms and sings all early morning, frolicks through his house and crafts something in his garden, you can't quite make out what he's up to. But then he comes back and picks you up and puts you neatly into his pocket. You smile self-satisfactory because you know your plan is set in motion.

"Shayneyyy," Damien greets Shayne. It's still early and the two best friends decide to hang out at the coffee corner of the Smosh office.

"Damien, come here," Shayne says and treats Damien to a tight hug. Damien blinks and smiles, his heart beat speeds up.

When they let go, Shayne says: "So Damien, you know, I love you, my man, my dude, my best friend?"

Damien nods and smiles at Shayne.

"Well," Shayne continues, "I want you to know that I truly appreciate you and I want to be there for you. I know we talk about our problems and feelings but how about this: every Friday night from now on, it's going to be Shayne and Damien night! We're going to hang out and I mean quality-hanging out. We'll go to clubs together, anime conventions, LA parties! Whatever we feel like doing. Because, Damien Haas, I love you. You're my best friend and I NEVER want you to feel lonely, ever again. So I got you some things.

Damien is so flustered that he can't speak and just stares at Shayne. Shayne pulls a bracelet out of his pocket.

"This is a bracelet I've made for you. Not just a bracelet, but a best friendship bracelet. I made it out of seashells and rocks in my garden."

"Wow, this is amazing... did you really make that yourself?"

"Yeah, only this morning! I knew it would fit into your wardrobe."

"It does. It's perfect, Shayne. I honestly didnt know you were into crafting! Thats amazing, wow thank you so much. "

"I didn't even know I was into crafting," Shayne replied with a goofy ass smile. "But I just felt so inspired today. Maybe Amanda's talents are rubbing off on me. I have yet another gift. This one is kinda special. So, listen up. A few months back, I was hiking with my hiking buddies, right, and we got so lost. At one point, we just became delusional and pretended to hunt for treasure. And I dug up this pet rock! Isn't it so cute?"

"Wow, that was in the ground? Someone must have put it there, look at its googly eyes, that's adorable. Thank you Shayne."

You blush profusely as you are passed from Shayne's soft hands to Damien's, slightly more callused ones. Damien puts you in the back pocket of his black jeans. He hugs Shayne and whispers, "Truly, thank you, you're the greatest best friend I could have ever wished for."

More and more people are pouring into the office. They have gotten a message that a special announcement will be made today, Shayne almost forgot. Their boss and friend Ian is smiling from ear to ear and greets them both jovially.

"Hi guys, look at you being best buddies, rock on!" They laugh, slightly bewildered. Ian has been in a good mood lately, but this is new levels of positive energy. They look at each other and laugh again.

A crowd is forming around Ian and they listen, and then they see him walking in.

"Anthony!" Shayne says incredulously.

"Wow, is this real life?" Damien asks.

As Ian and Anthony hug, Shayne says to Damien: "this sure is a good day for friendship."

That night, elated about the news and about his newly confirmed best friendship, Damien drives home and walks up to his apartment. When he gets home, he takes you out and smiles. You're glowing, content that your task had been fulfilled. You also feel tired somehow, like you want to become a normal stone again.

"Today is a great day for friendship indeed," Damien tells you. "Ian and Anthony are back together, me and Shayne are closer than ever..." Damien walked up to his balcony. It was cozy with pots of flowering herbs. "And I even made a new friend." He carefully sets you down beside a bush of rosemary. You immediately feel at home. This is where you are meant to be.

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It's a very early dawn and Amanda's husband wakes up. He cuddles his sleeping wife, but then he catches something glistening in the corner. It's you.

You've underestimated how tall this guy is. He gets up from the bed and towers over you like a very handsome skyscraper.

"There can only be one," he says. "Amanda already has a rock, and that's me."

Shit, he's right. Well, you've done your magic, soon Ian and Anthony will be reunited. Amanda didn't need your help anyway, so you sigh contently as her husband yeets you into the garden pond with the strength of a Greek hero. You befriend a fish there and live stonely ever after.

~ fin ~

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Shayne wakes up in the middle of the night. He's had a bad dream. The first thing he sees is you.

"Useless," he mutters, not fully out of his dream. He picks you up, and immediately throws you out of the window. You don't care, you're a stone anyway. Even though it's bittersweet, as it was Shayne who found you. But you've done your job for your true master, Anthony. And soon old Smosh will be reunited. You leave Shayne to fend for himself in this cruel, cruel world and you become one with the stones and earth of his driveway.

~ the end ~

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"Oh yeah, that's right," Shayne murmurs, after noticing you sitting on the shelf next to him. He absent-mindedly picks you up and puts you in his pocket.

Shayne is jovial and friendly to everyone after the shoot. They've laughed so much, and when most people have gone home, it's just him, Damien and Courtney left in the Smosh office kitchen.

"I can't believe they still have this stuff," Shayne comments about the 'my favorite coffee' that sits on the counter.

"It's really good, just try it, for once," Courtney says. Their blonde hair's slicked back into a tight ponytail.

"Courtney, I will NEVER try this terribly smelling crap," Shayne says in earnest.

"I will," Damien says solemnly. He blinks slowly as he pours himself a cup of the brand deal coffee. He holds eye contact with Shayne while taking a sip. Then, he swallows.

"Hmm, so good.."

"I can see you hate it!"

"No, it's, it's an acquired taste.."

Courtney takes the cup out of his hands and drinks the whole thing in one sip.

"Courtney! What the fuck."

"It's my favorite coffee," she deadpans. Shayne and Damien lose it.

Courtney: "Anyway, I'm outta here, losers!"

Shayne: "Ttyl!"

Damien: "Where are you going?"

"My sister is having another birthday party... I mean, another of my sisters is having her birthday party," Courtney tries to explain her very large family. She struts away like they're on a Disney Channel sitcom. The two guys stare after her.

"By the way," Damien says, kind of bowing his head and squinting up at Shayne. He hoists himself up on the kitchen counter. "Have you noticed Ian, lately? I mean, noticed something about Ian?"

"He is in a crazy good mood, yeah!"

"Do you think he's seeing someone?"

"Oh definitely! Something is definitely up! Have you heard him joke? He is not holding back anymore. Or, you know, maybe it's just been more fun for him lately, having creative freedom to do his own shows and stuff."

"Yeah, absolutely. But I feel like there's more to it."

Shayne sits himself on the kitchen table. "How is your dating life going?"

"Well, it's dead." Damien smiles but Shayne knows when Damien is faking it.

"Awe, that sucks man."

"I mean, I have so much time to do the things I love, I put a lot of time into Smosh and gaming here, it's amazing. I have an AMAZING idea for a Smosh games series by the way, I will reveal it to you next week. But it will be so epic. And yeah, between me, my cats, my community, I'm doing well, Shayne. How about yourself?"

"I see what you did there, very clever. But you can't switch the topic that easily!"

"I can't?"

"No!"

Damien carefully studies this shoes.

"I've kind of been lonely, dude."

"Hey, come here," Shayne says as Damien breaks down and cries. He gets down from the counter and hugs his best friend tightly. "We're all lonely sometimes, my man. It sucks." Damien's tears are infectious apparently, because Shayne feels them coming as well. But he takes a few steadying breaths and collects himself. As he lets go, he puts his hand on Damien's shoulder and looks him in the eye. "We'll get through it."

~

Shayne and Damien part ways as they walk to their own cars. As Shayne drives home, he notices you in his pocket.

"Huh, how did you get here?"

You say nothing.

When Shayne gets home, he eats a healthy but cold dinner and goes straight to bed. He's exhausted from the day. He puts you neatly next to his bed, on the nightstand. Soon, you hear his soft snoring. Time for you to choose!

What vibe do you inspire?

Love

Friendship

Nothing

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Amanda is dreaming. And in the dream she has a vision. She laughs in her sleep. Only the feeling remains when she wakes up, but it sets in motion a chain of events. They will get one-upped today though, by an even bigger event.

Because, unbeknownst to Amanda, or anyone really, your magic has been setting all sorts of things in motion. At the Smosh studio you've been beaming at Ian, and Ian has been reaching out to someone, and has been hanging out with that someone ever since.

Without thinking, Amanda puts you into her jeans pocket today. She decides to wear a black top and brown cowboy boots. The drive is tedious, LA traffic truly is the worst. But once she gets to the office, there is a bustling and it seems like everyone is there.

"What's happening?" She asks Angela.

"I have no idea! But I've heard Rhett and Link are coming by for some announcement."

"Hey, Spencer!"

"Hi! What's going on?"

"We have no idea either!"

Als Angela and Spencer stand on both sides of her, watching the crowd gather around their boss Ian, who stands there with a satisfactory smirk, Amanda decides to step backwards. The crowd forces everyone to huddle a bit, making Angela and Spencer stand very close to each other. It looks right.

Amanda decides to pull a little prank. She pats Spencer's lower back. He looks surprised at Angela, who looks back at him with big eyes, unaware of anything. Rhett and Link enter the building and everyone gets excited. Amanda now pat's Angela's lower back. She now looks at Spencer. They both blush. Amanda is very pleased.

Now a very slender but fit guy walks into the Smosh building. He has brush-stroke tattoos, shiny black curls which he wears like a crown. He wears a black t-shirt and grey jeans.

"Ohh, it's that guy!" Amanda breathes. You roll your googly eyes. How does she not know Anthony's name.

"We bought Smosh!"

Everyone erupts in cheers as Ian and Anthony high-five and hug, and Amanda walks up to them to congratulate them and hug them.

By 'accident', you just 'happen' to fall out of her pocket.

"Rocky?" Anthony says incredulously. He picks you up and puts you in his jeans pocket instead.

You are finally where you belong.

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"Wait! What's this cute rock doing here? Look at it's cutie lil' eyes! Oh my god!"

Amanda picks you up. Her hands are large, tanned and she wears pink nail polish. What an icon. She's also warm. You enjoy her touch.

"Oh my god!" Angela squeals when Amanda shows you to her.

"I don't know if I'm allowed to, but I'm taking it!"

"Yeah, who's going to miss a rock?"

You're slightly offended by Angela's remark but you also can't blame her. Humans know nothing about the magical world of rocks, after all.

"I'm still going to do some videos with Spence," Amanda tells Angela. "But I will walk you to your car."

"You're the best," Angela beams up at her - way up - and puts her arm around her friend's waist. Amanda still holds on to you.

"So, how is the dating going?" Amanda cuts right to the chase.

"Well, I had one last night!"

"No!!"

"Yes!"

"How was it? Who was it?"

"They were a very nice person, but I got more friend-vibes than anything." "Ugh, don't you hate when that happens."

"Aren't you best friends with your husband?"

"True. But on top of our best friendship, he also makes me blush and my heart races whenever he flirts with me."

Angela sighed. "I want to have that with someone. Can't you tell me how I get someone that makes me blush? Give me some kind of roadmap."

"Or you could just be a happy single? Look at Ian, he is happier literally every single day! The dude is glowing."

"I love our dad, he's getting fit too! And wears cool clothes, who even is he?!"

The women giggle.

"But please, you gotta help me out Amanda."

"I'll think about it," Amanda winks and ruffles Angela's hair. They've arrived at her car. "Good night my dear."

"G'nite!"

~

Amanda walks back to the Smosh office. Twilight falls, adding a soft pink hue to the otherwise uninteresting surroundings. She puts you in her shirt's front pocket.

"Welcome, Amanda, to the BEST game night you have ever had!"

Spencer, a sweet looking guy with curly hair and a boyish beard looks at her with a determined smile.

"I could not be more ready!" Amanda shakes her head slowly. It's something she does when she actually does agree.

"This game is going to be right up your alley: it has magic, it has murder, it has teen girls being angsty!"

"Wow, that's me!" Amanda laughs, her voice like a bell. Spencer's chest and brows rise in jubilation.

As they sit down and start a live-stream, Spencer looks at Amanda with a look that can only be described as mesmerized. And who can blame him, really.

"So you're Max, a photography student," Spencer sets the scene for Amanda.

"Wow what is this weather?!"

"Try to navigate, this button is for walking forward.."

"I got it, right oh she's so cute! Why is she walking through a storm?!"

As the game progresses, Amanda and Spencer complement each other perfectly. Amanda doing most of the voices, Spencer smoothing over any gameplay-related problem so there's zero hiccups or pauses in the story.

"HOLY SHIT! Wha-"

"Yeah, your back in class again!"

"But that girl just got killed! Oh my god, does this mean we can save her?!"

Amanda's enthusiasm makes Spencer's heart swell. They both totally forget the time and finish the entire first part of the game in one sitting.

"Wow, you picked the perfect game, that was amazing Spencer."

"Thank you, it's what I do." And he was right.

"See you tomorrow?"

"Yeah, good night. Wow, it's late."

~

Amanda drives home over a dark highway, then takes a turn at a rickety road that leads up a hill, all the way to her house. Walking inside, she takes you out of her pocket.

"What a day, my little friend," she says. "What a day."

She places you on her night stand and gets in bed, her husband already asleep.

Once you hear her gentle breath steady, it's time for some magic.

What vibe do you inspire?

Love

Friendship

Nothing

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As you lay on a shelf in one of the Smosh studios, you have an excellent view of everything that goes on around here. The cast, the crew, their personalities on and off camera. You like most people here. Ian is definitely the funniest out of everyone, although he seems to be lacking something... or someone? Of course, you know. You see it in his eyes, you feel his heart aching. And you remember your Purpose. You need to do something about it.

~ A couple of months pass ~

"Alright, let's wrap up," Shayne says after a 'try not to laugh' recording. Everyone is giggly still. This episode, the fart machine has almost been overused. But, it's actually impossible to overuse it.

A very tall woman called Amanda gets up and says "who wants to go and grab some lunch?" Her short bangs are a Look(tm). She has large, expressive eyes and a million dollar smile. She's wearing simple jeans and black top showing off her curves, and rocks apple-green sneakers underneath.

"Yes please," a slender guy called Chanse replies. He has cute curls and wears a Smosh brand shirt and black jeans, sporting almost neon-white Vans. The two lock arms and are about to exit the studio. Quickly, choose now!

pick your route

Amanda

Shayne

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You have no idea how you do it, but suddenly a car pulls up and a blonde belle gets out.

"Shayne! What are the odds?"

"Courtney?"

"Shayne?"

"Courtney?"

"Shayne?"

"Cut it out," Shayne's friend says, laughing.

"We are terribly lost. Can you bring us back to our hiking friends? They have to be somewhere around this entire hill.."

"Sure, hop in, guys!" Courtney wears jorts and a yellow top. You sense that Shayne is looking. And feel a tinge of jealousy. But you quickly remind yourself that you're a rock and thus can't kiss a human. Whoa, who said anything about kissing? You blush again. Luckily Shayne has put you carefully into his pocket.

"Oh, this is amazing!" Shayne says as he grabs a Coke and a burger.

"You know, I got the crazy feminine urge to buy out the local In-N-Out just a few minutes ago, and then I thought, why not take the more scenic route to my sister's birthday party?"

"That's fate, bro."

"It sure is."

You remain in Shayne's pocket and he regrettably forgets about you. But one day, he just happens to wear the same outfit again and brings you to work. When he finds you in his pocket, he smiles, remembering the adventure he had. He places you on a shelf at the Smosh studio.

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You decide to just play it cool. You're a rock after all, it would be weird if you *did* anything.

"I can't believe we are lost!" The guy says to his friend.

"You were so sure of this path, Shayne, SO SURE!" the friend says.

Shayne lets out a hearty laugh. "I guess we DO have to hitchhike though, I'm too tired and it's dangerous to walk in the dark."

A few hours pass. Shayne and his friend have sat down and watch the road. Shayne still holds you in his palm, stroking you with his thumb. You're glad he's not watching because you're blushing like a schoolgirl.

Finally a car comes along and they jump up. The car doesn't even slow down...

"My cellphone died, and although we have tried... we won't find our way back hoooome," Shayne sings. They fall asleep on the side of the road.

The next day, even without food or drink, Shayne and his friend are rested enough to continue their hike, and they get back to their friends. You end up in Shayne's pocket, and he brings you to work one day, weirdly. And then he just happens to find you in his pocket. And places you on a shelf at the Smosh studio.

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You try your best to concentrate. Somehow you sense the ground around you, in fact, you sense the entire earth. Something has Changed. You focus even more. And then, you hear it. Cheery voices above the ground. Muffled maybe, but they're there, and they're getting closer.

"...so lost.."

"should just hitchhi-.."

"-is is such a weird pl- ... -ready getting dark. ...so fun if we found a tre-"

Suddenly, your connection to the earth is ripped away by one big movement. Blinding light greets you, and the palm of a handsome blonde man warms your body. He smiles at you.

"Hi there, little.. rock! Hahah, well I guess this is the only treasure we will find today."

You notice the friendly man is tired and in need of rest and maybe some nutrition.

What do you do?

help him out nothing

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You decided not to participate in this adventure. And that's okay! Your fellow sentient rocks are happy that you're there. You feel loved.

the end.

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~ Anthony's house, New Year's Eve 2021 ~

Anthony took a deep sigh as he closed his eyes, out of his mind, an empty bottle of champagne on the ground.

"Please... Don't let this be my Bad Ending..."

He fell to his knees, praying to someone, anyone, anything.

"Let me try again, please..."

A single tear travelled down Anthony's face.

It fell to the ground.

"If miracles can happen... let it be today. Make this reality fade away, and make place for a better universe. One where Ian and I can be best friends again..."

~ Somewhere in California ~

You wake up. You're just a few inches under the ground. But you can't move. However, something has changed since Ian and Anthony buried you, his pet rock. You feel, feel like you have powers. A vision of your old owner, Anthony, flashes through your mind.

What do you do?

let someone find you nothing