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Hi, so because you've done Az and Dorian dad headcanons could you maybe write one for Gavriel or Lorcan? Or Rowan Or Fenrys? (no, I'm not obsessed with The Cadre, I have no idea what are you talking about... 😌) Like whoever you have idea for?

Thank you and have a great day 💓

We gon do all of them because fuck it

Gavriel:

This man is so fucking calm part of you wonders if he is secretly a robot

And technically he is already a dad but this time he is determined to do it right, plus Aedion is by your side whenever Gavriel can’t be as well because he is so determined to be a good big brother

So seeing your lion holding that tiny little baby and tearing up as he promises to never let anything hurt them is one memory you could never forget no matter what

He’d be so caring a consistent throughout that it’s no surprise how quickly he is out of bed whenever your baby cries, ready to do whatever he can to ensure you and the baby are happy

Cause that man is father material so he fucking nails it

Lorcan:

This bitch goes from 100 to 10000 in terms of protectiveness

Like it was already high but during your pregnancy nobody but him or the healer even gets to touch you

Everyone especially men is kept at a constant arms length from you and he is not afraid to scare anyone away with some scary looks and sharp knives

And then when they baby is born, oh boy, he goes slightly insane - to the point where you have to force him to calm down and let you go but some fucking bread

Lorcan’s love language is pretty much bullying so it’s no surprise when he threatens to tie you to the bed as you were given direct orders to stay on bed rest

But the huge man with a tiny baby in a baby carrier strapped to his chest, with your small hand in one of his and the babies bag in the other - all while trying to look intimidating - still makes you laugh to this day

Rowan:

I’m sick of this fandom acting like he is some romantic sweetheart - this dude is an asshole and he knows, I know it, you know it

So while he’s helping you out you know this overdramatic ass is being a real dick about it - getting your food with huge sighs and eye rolls

But then the baby is born and he somehow outdoes himself in his sassy bitchyness

The baby wakes you both up with loud cries and he just rolls over until you kick him out of the bed

I just pushed a fucking child out of my vagina you can make said child quiet asshole

Love you more sweetness

But overall with only a little so much complaining he is a fantastic dad and it’s only later that you realise his sarcasm kept you sane and without a doubt you wouldn’t have been able to do it without him

Not that you would ever tell him that

And finally, ❤️‍🔥 Fenrys ❤️‍🔥

No i don’t have a favourite what are you talking about

Man gets you EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you need, always there if you need an ear to bend or a specific brand of biscuit that he’s not entirely sure they make anymore

And this flirt is complimenting your growing body everyday, somehow coming up with a new nickname every morning - no matter how much you roll your eyes

He’s also so ready to meet the small version of the two of you - already knowing it’s going to be the most perfect baby ever born

He’s the perfect coach through the labour and always knows what to say even when you’re screaming bloody murder at him

And it’s all worth it seeing him holding the small baby in his huge arms, laughing when you’re delirious state takes your child away afraid of him crushing it accidentally

And you know this boy is trying to make a new baby as soon as possible - determined to form his own small army

We are not having an army

But babbbyyyyy

Stay away from my vagina bitch

You wound me darling

Anyway i defo don’t have a favourite

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Gavriel bedroom headcanons

Gavriel x reader

Warnings: NSFW obviously… Please don’t read if you’re not comfortable <3

Words: 2048 (yeah, I might be obsessed with this guy a little)

Keep reading

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our disorganized attachment style princess

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literally a ridiculous way to look at your coworker

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when louis and armand were really trying to sell the whole happy couple performance it would've maybe worked a bit better if every 5 minutes armand wasn't staring at daniel like this

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THIS is how I picture Ruhn

I liked Rhysand, but then I changed my mind because of Cassian. I read Crescent City, so Ruhn is my world now!!!!

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It's whack to me how sjm wrote the perfect princess x cottagecore fantasy in the first acotar book and then decided "nah, I'd rather write a new york girl boss fantasy"

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How many shots it would take for me to sleep with the Acotar characters!

Feyre: 10 but she would probably invite Rhysand so I'm out

Elain: Respectfully, no. We can bake though.

Nesta: 4. For the confidence boost.

Tamlin: SOBER AS FUCK! (I could fix him, trust)

Lucien: SOBER AS FUCK! (Him and Tamlin, yessir)

Rhysand: Here lies me, died of liver failure.

Cassian: here lies me once more, died of liver failure.

Azriel: 10. The emo vibes intimidate me so I need the confidence.

Mor: The whole bottle so that I can forget her personality. Then afterwards, I'm downing another bottle.

Amren: Had to sit in timeout because I once again died of liver failure.

Eris: 7. Confidence boost.

Tarquin: SOBER AS FUCK!

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🎨: Camillelou_illustration

I want to be Nesta so bad rn🤤

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Art @bookartby_amai on Instagram.

My favorite two Acotar boys!! I hope we get to see their epic father-son-relationship develop in the upcoming books.

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Some much loved fandom bois as Disney characters

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in season 3 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Headcannon that Bryce and Ember put up a statue of Nesta in Midgard. They all worship the death goddess who gifted them what they needed to save their world.

To be the hero of another world and the villain of her own for the exact same choice, it’s the most Nesta thing to ever happen.

Her power (and her ability to piss off the IC) truly know no bounds.

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Daniel Molloy promoting his new book and documentary:

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louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!