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pettydavis · 11 hours
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arsenal are saaaurrrr close to finishing top of the table this season it's been 84 years
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pettydavis · 11 hours
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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pettydavis · 1 day
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pettydavis · 1 day
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Sending in nazi stormtroopers to terrorize torture & imprison anti-genocide teenagers has bi-partisan support nationwide, slandering every protestor as a genocidal brainless nazi stooge of iran has bipartisan support nationwide, filling mass graves with executed families & doctors has bipartisan support nationwide, vote blue to stop fascism!
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pettydavis · 2 days
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#daytime
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pettydavis · 2 days
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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pettydavis · 2 days
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liking taylor swift music in 2024 is a strong indicator of some greater pathology happening in someone's brain like
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pettydavis · 4 days
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when we lost polyvore we lost our souls
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pettydavis · 4 days
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a guy having friends over politely excuses himself and goes into the other room. he plays one tense and emotionally devastating round of russian roulette. he then returns to the subdue but still jovial gathering like nothing ever happened.
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pettydavis · 8 days
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oh taylor swift is a bad lyricist? fork found in kitchen c'mon now
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pettydavis · 9 days
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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.
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pettydavis · 11 days
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"i wish i could exfoliate my brain" you can. by reading things that challenge you.
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pettydavis · 11 days
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Need god to take my friends' sufferings and dump it on Taylor Swift instead
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pettydavis · 12 days
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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pettydavis · 12 days
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Something about men in town for a conference.... Those aren't hookups they're vignettes
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pettydavis · 15 days
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ive turned into a girlie who smokes AND vapes. my body??? taking it
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pettydavis · 15 days
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this would make me vape more
If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit
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