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A job is a stupid, meaningless thing. You should be focusing more on having gay sex

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Alien vs. Predator (2004) dir. Paul W. S. Anderson

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@dovvvvv i saw someone on the tube who looked exactly like you but 60 years old, you were eating sis

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i miss

the days when only LGBTs knew the vernacular. old straight fathers thinking they know what shade means cuz they have 2 white teen daughters is so sad and depressing

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keegan michael key always has the most insane face card in drag

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its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

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say what you want about the french but they truly understand that everyone has the right to smoke a cigarette

I was in Paris last weekend too and I saw a homeless woman ask a man at a cafe for a cigarette and he acted annoyed and rolled her an entire cigarette my hand and gave it to her

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no fucking way now apocalypse came out in 2019. that feels like some sort of 2015 fever dream tv series

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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even if sex scenes did only exist to make you horny (a ridiculous take that only exists in the minds of those bereft of analytical skills when it comes to film) ... even if that WAS true

"horny" is still a real and legitimate human experience to invoke. "this scene is there to make the viewer horny" yeah, and? the scene after is there to make you sad. film is just a bunch of scenes trying manipulate your shriveled up heart into feeling emotions, just embrace it

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its really wild that amazon, potentially the most evil company to ever exist, is like the only company not cracking down on password sharing like they said heres a little treat for paying us to fully abuse and flout human rights