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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
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tap water bad for your health
now apjvff you know i love you but i gotta see some receipts for this one
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Mazari Zoio
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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trying to tell myself it's okay if i'm tired and start my morning at 12 pm no one's gonna come and kill me for that. it's literally fine
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
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Medieval encaustic floor tiles - Photo - rosbyamshaw
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July 29th, 2020
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Autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. Like maternity leave.
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My husband said “hey look, it’s your friend” when we were on a walk and when I clearly couldn’t find a familiar face on the sidewalk he pointed to the mourning dove resting on the branch above us
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