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Someone from Ohio really wants me to hop back on my old blogs. So here I am. What are you looking for? You keep checking up like every few months. What are you expecting? Honestly? Lmao. I don't get what people get out of obsessively stalking people. Are you hoping I'll tell you where I am? So you can start more crap? Yeah... I just don't care anymore. I've been living my best life and I'm not even doing anything. So... idk??? Please just go away. Oh my lord.

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    People still stalking my old RT blog like I’m gonna go back to that shit. As if. 

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         Do you know how bad I want to come back but at the same time I have zero patience for people trying to ruin my fun?

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          “Hey.” 

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       Oh how long it has been... 

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     I only just realized... someone was leaving me a message via statcounter... omg.

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 ---It’s your big day! Incredible job! 

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    Hmmmmm...

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honestly can i just say that he looks so good in this video (x)

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       Cue me rolling my eyes at my recent discovery that my templates are still being uncredited and copied. 

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               BOW    TO    THE    K I N G    OF    Y O U T U B E.                                      100 MILLION STRONG.

                                               Felix Kjellberg ;; Penned by Sammy.                                              Est. Jun 2016 @Kjcllberg, Revived 2018.                                                 Multifandom and Crossover Friendly.

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Once Upon a Time ----- Starters

"Love is hope. It fuels our dreams."

"It will leave an emptiness inside. A void you will never be able to fulfill."

"Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."

"Love is weakness."

"You must trust me because if you don't, there are other ways."

"There's always people in this world who want you to give up. Don't make their jobs any easier."

"I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it."

"Did I forget to shave?"

"Generally speaking, if you think something you want to do is wrong, it is."

"What is strong enough to drown out your own conscience?"

"I'm not bossy, I'm the queen."

"Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything."

"No matter what you do. I will always find you."

"You want a side of bacon with that whiskey?"

"If he's playing a game, you can win."

"Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."

"It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."

"As long as you live in the past, you'll never find your future."

"I'm done reading about heroes. I want to be one."

"You have all sorts of sore places I can make you hurt."

"Maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good happened from us being together."

"Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated."

"I, for one, would like to be able to eat this week."

"By the way, have you been taking kick boxing and not telling me about it?"

"It's only going to leave a giant hole in your heart."

"Just because it seems too good to be true doesn't mean it is."

"Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you."

"You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that."

"Can't help but feel personally violated about that part."

"No matter what you think, no matter what anyone tells you, I do love you."

"So brave. So gallant. So pointless."

"I've lived a life of selfishness, cowardice, and dishonesty."

"I think it's time to haul her ass out of bed and get her to move past this."

"One thing I excel at is surviving."

"Helping you is my life."

"You need to be alive. You need to be awake so you can spend all your days knowing that I have taken everything that was suppose to be yours."

"I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you."

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various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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“No judgement zone” [x]

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Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters

“If you tell me one more pun, I’m shoving you off of this bed.”

“Quit hogging the blanket.”

“You pushed me out of bed in your sleep.”

“I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”

“You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.”

“You say the scariest stuff in your sleep.”

“When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.”

“Your feet are freezing.”

“The dog takes up more of the bed than I do.”

“It’s lonely without you in the bed.”

“I’m not kidding, you really do snore.”

“Can I sleep with you tonight?”

“Apparently you’re a sleepwalker.”

“I don’t think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.”

“Can you make the bed today?”

“If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”

“I miss sleeping with you.”

“I love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.”

“You’re so beautiful when you’re just waking up.”

“Where are you going? It’s late.”

“Please come back to bed.”

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        Just to clarify, I have decided I am keeping Felix HERE. But my other blog will be kept as a reblog area and for personal posts. It makes it easier not to clog up this blog. Plus the follower numbers over there are highly inflated and no one really exists there anymore.