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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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Censorship literally kills guys!!! “Don’t post that you’ll end up on a list” yeah when I was abt 10 yrs old and got my first iPad and saw a beheading video I’m pretty sure I can say we all need to punch cops more.
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The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes
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i don't know who needs to hear this but if youre the antithesis of a morning person it actually really doesn't help your energy if you skip breakfast. on an unrelated note i think im dying
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.
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Ewwwwwwww it looks like it has malice and hatred in its eyes. Splat it Please
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