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i need to get into cars

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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real grapeheads know that red, green, and black grapes are equally tasty and just have a different appeal to them

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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i love video game character design

i got to the stoneville chapter and. oh my god. not even nonoy or, like, dada and giovanni are as hyper-detailed as this guy

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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throwing his golf ball into the void. driving directly into lava and missing the starting boosts. there's just a real beauty to dan so obviously doing his best to lose. and then phil managing to fumble it in brand-new never-before-seen ways. the tragicomedy of dan vs phil

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it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there

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if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to