phalene33
phalene33
Phalene
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She/they omnisexualI make memes and jokes that are inappropriate for minors so beware. Picrew by: calypsolemon
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phalene33 · 2 months ago
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WIN FOR STAN LOVERS EVERYWHERE
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phalene33 · 3 months ago
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period!!!
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phalene33 · 3 months ago
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phalene33 · 3 months ago
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The "cries cutely gene" is passed through generations. This peculiar type of gene, is more recurrent in purple people :
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Learned behavior? Conscious? Unconscious?!?Genetics??!!!? I don't know, but I'm sure that these are the things that make them mother-son without them even realizing it.
Cordelia, when doing this manipulation, wanted to do “fake cry” more realistic, but no tears came out. In Kanato's case, Oh boi, The Disciple surpassed the Master, and perfected this ✨art✨where not only tears, but even snot came out.
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la usurpadora🕳️
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phalene33 · 3 months ago
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i consider making and spreading "i'm just a girl" "girl math" "girlfailure" content and rhetoric to be a form of misogynistic hate speech. like what else can you call repeatedly linking womanhood to failure and stupidity
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phalene33 · 3 months ago
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
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phalene33 · 4 months ago
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phalene33 · 4 months ago
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I was planning to make a video with it, but I'm not sure I'll ever finish so look at these silly sprites
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phalene33 · 4 months ago
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I want more of whatever the fuck this is
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phalene33 · 4 months ago
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Convolvulus arvensis
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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everytime someone says u lay on bob at night, they always mean like
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but i say BLASPHEMY to that, the only acceptable way to sleep with bob is
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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POV: You once complimented on the burger the cook at your favorite burger joint made and now every time you come in for another he sits across from you and stares at you creepily asking how the burger is.
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this. couldve been executed better but . eh.
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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*cough* ‘’….laugh or i’ll kill you. ‘’
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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No problem glad I could help 👍
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@far-out-fan I found the original photo
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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@far-out-fan I found the original photo
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