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Two of my favorite toy categories that you can get huge savings on through Monday:

 Stronic Pulsator II series (Fun Factory is never priced this low across-the-board!): 25% off all Stronic models here; or 36% off the Stronic Real Bundle with Fun Factory toybag and Sliquid here. See my full Stronic comparison here!

Bullet vibes (as low as $19, for the super-strong Blush Exposed Nocturnal), compared in this post.

More big sales—including fantasy silicone and insanely low prices over at Tantus—in my full Black Friday Cyber Monday round-up.

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Amazing toy deals this year—from mainstream to fantasy dildos—including the following:

Peepshow Toys is offering 25% off sitewide! Plus huge blow-out prices: Njoy Pure Wand for only $79, Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen. for $35, or FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $30. Usually-excluded items like Magic Wand Rechargeable, We-Vibe Tango, Spareparts harnesses, and all Fun Factory (including Stronics!) are lower here than any other shop. Want a large dual-density dildo? The Real Nude Sumo (9″ long, 2″ diameter) is going for a STUPID-LOW price of $15.75. No codes required, 25% discount appears at checkout.

SheVibe sitewide tiered sale plus exclusive discount: Get 10% off purchases of $75+ with code PHALL10; get 15% off $100+ with PHALL15; or get 20% off $125+ with PHALL20. Plus, get a free gift card with my codes: use either PHALL10, PHALL15, or PHALL20 and receive a Holiday Scratch-Off Card containing a discount code for anywhere from $5 to $50 off your next purchase. 

50% off sitewide at Tantus Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Use code BFCM. Tantus already lower their on-site prices earlier this year, so this is obscenely low for their brand: other retailers can't compete.

Fantasy toy sales are abundant: Bad Dragon starts soon, plus savings from awesome shops like Pleasure Forge, Strange Bedfellas, Damn Average and more!

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I love the Stronic Real Pulsator so much, I convinced Peepshow Toys to put together an exclusive bundle this Cyber Week: 36% off this Fun Factory thrusting dildo plus a cute, antimicrobial Fun Factory toybag and bottle of Sliquid lube!

Fun Factory toys are rarely discounted, so this is the best price I’ve ever seen for a Stronic!

Check out the bundle here! It’s available this week till supplies run out—toybag quantities are limited. 

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The Pure Wand is an amazing toy, but WHOA it can be a lot to take in! I’ve collaborated with the blogger All Male Sex Toys to create this guide to getting the most out of this classic toy, for either prostate or G-spot! 

Nothing works for everyone, but we hope that you’ll find one or more techniques enhance your Pure Wand experience.

Read the full guide here. 

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Whoa, I didn’t expect the Sensuelle Point Plus Bullet to be as strong as it is! It rivals the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Bullet for sheer power, so much that I find myself wishing that I had a pair of soft, cushy gloves to wear while using it. 

My main interest in this standard-looking bullet was its textured silicone sleeves, because I love rubbing motions around my vulva. 

Check out my full review to see how they performed for me!

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The Stronic Surf is the latest addition to my Fun Factory Stronic collection! All three members of the Stronic Pulsator II series—the Stronic G, Real, and Surf—share the same motor and materials, but the different shapes mean different kinds of stimulation. Read my Stronic comparison here, or my full Stronic Surf review here!

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Tantus flash sale: save 30% sitewide for the next few hours only when you use code 6HRS at checkout! Combined with Tantus’ recent 20% sitewide price drop, this sale is like Black Friday in September! Sale ends 11:59 Pacific time (2:59 Eastern) Wednesday night. 

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If you like using textured + vibrating things against your vulva, then check out @strangebedfellas’ new vibe sleeves. My vulva loves the sucker-covered Tentacle, and the Dragon Claw is great for super-pinpoint stimulation.

Full review here, or check ‘em out in Strange Bedfellas shop here: they’re 10% off through this weekend in honor of the shop’s first anniversary!   

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I’m absolutely loving Helios by Uberrime Dildos! The large, soft head and spiraling ridges all down the shaft are a winning combo for me—it’s now one of my fave dildos. 

You can find my full review above or click here!

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@uberrimedildos‘ Night King is a super-fun hybrid of realistic and fantasy dildos, with its humanoid head but loads of shaft texture. And I can’t describe how much I like the marbled coloration of the silicone!

Check out my full review of this handmade silicone dildo here. 

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Excited about these toys from @strangebedfellas! The dragon claw and tentacle are We-Vibe Tango sleeves, plus a gorgeous pastel marbled Tyv, a squishy, and a teeny Tyv!

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This year I’ve fallen in love with self-thrusting dildos: I’ve tested two Fun Factory Stronic pulsators, two Velvet Thrusters, and a thrusting-plus-vibrating toy called the Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine. Honestly, all these toys thrill me, but they all have their own strengths—and weaknesses.

That’s why I’ve tried to consider: Which would I choose if I was the average buyer, looking to purchase just one for myself? It’s a hard call! See my full guide for a comparative review for the pluses and minuses of each, including speed, thrust length, noise level, and price. 

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I may be a bit fixated on both phallic dildos and self-thrusting toys, so the Stronic Real seemed like the perfect combo. But I also had doubts: Could the Stronic Real's straight shaft and smaller head possibly compete with the impact of the Stronic G? Check out my new review here. 

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If you’ve ever wanted to make a suction-cup-less dildo hands-free, check out my new review of the New York Toy Collective Double Sided Suction Cup! Made of fully sanitizable silicone, it doesn’t have the smell that similar PVC suction cups often do. 

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I LOVE my Njoy Pure Plug—it’s hands-down my favorite plug ever. There’s something about the weight of the Pure Plugs—even the small size, which I tested—that makes them feel…luxurious. Powerful. Impactful.

Read the full review here!

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The Squishy Menagerie: Uberrime

This review is going to be a bit different from my other reviews.  I’m by no means a sex toy blogger, but after winning a toy in a giveaway by the lovely Felicity (https://phallophilereviews.tumblr.com/) I had to do a review of it!   Felicity does excellent reviews of toys and also focuses on independent artists. This toy is from the independent artist Marco of Uberrime

This particular model is known as the Night King, with a total length of 8 inches and a diameter of 1.5 inches.  I requested the firmness of 10A, as I prefer my toys to be on the firmer side, although Marco does offer softer shores and some even dual density! (I’ve got my eye on his dual density Splendid Gentleman…)  Marco was very nice and responsive.  Literally the same day I got an email stating that I had won, he took my color requests and whipped up these beauties.  He completed it that afternoon and shipped it that very day!!!

The primary color is called Cosmos, a purplish galaxy color with copper sparkles.  The secondary color is called Bishop’s Violet.  The base is 24 Karat Gold (not real gold, it’s just the name of the color).

I don’t know how Marco does it, but this gorgeous swirl at the bottom is absolutely stunning!  The toy looks amazing enough on camera but the photos don’t do it justice.  The colors, swirls and sparkles are absolutely breathtaking in person!!

Many of Marco’s toys come with a complementary plug made of the same colors.  The bottom of this plug also showcases the lovely sparkles of the Cosmos color.  The plug itself is also fun to fidget and squeeze.  I know I’m a weirdo, but I think we’ve established that already! (=^.^=)

As always, I must get a cat’s judgment of the situation.  This is little Pascha and she liked it!

Big thanks to Felicity and Marco for this lovely toy!  Check them out!

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New review: How I overcame my fear of the Velvet Thruster Walter and ended up loving the bumpy texture! Also includes the three major downsides to this $200 sex toy, plus a comparison of the Velvet Thrusters’ motion with that of the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators. 

Find the full review here, including a video of Walter’s loud and fast thrusting!