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i can’t stop thinking about ghostbur oh my god,,, why is a fictional miecraft ghost making me so fucking emotional

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now that the love or host era is essentially over can we please discuss wilbur's chat messages during these fucking shows

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early 2020 dream team my beloved

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he <3

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shoutout to this twitter thread in particular

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HOLY

90s vibes 

this was super fun to paint

i just needed something happy in-between all the angst on my timeline lol 

so here’s smiley wilby covered in stickers

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aviable as prints on my redbubble @ sokoprints

(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

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THIS FUCKING GUY

Ranboo tweeted this about Wilbur Soot!

[START ID] Ranboo: When I met up with Wilbur he gave me one of his sweatshirts to wear then later told me that the reason he did that was in case he got cold he could take it and wear it. I am nothing but a glorified coat rack for Wilbur Soot [END ID]

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mexican dream is the best example of an absolutely perfect comic relief character, because he was never just thrown into the story for gags. the role he played in the exile arc was to help relate to and facilitate c!tommy’s growth as a character. he comes into the exile arc with an emotional dilemma that clearly parallels c!tommy- he is far away from mexico and misses “his homies”. he spends the entire stream helping c!tommy through his complicated feelings about l’manburg and the friends he feels abandonded him, and the stream ends incredibly morbidly with c!dream killing mexican dream because c!tommy had grown too confident in the presence of someone willing to help. this makes mexican dream not only a hilarious source of gags but a genuinely compelling character and in this essay i w

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banger post

ranboos limbo is dashcon

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Dream SMP Recap (July 21/2021) - Foolish Was Bored

Foolish creates a neighborhood in the fight hole, makes some beet porridge and digs a considerable tunnel into the wall of Pandora’s Vault.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Philza

Michaelmcchill

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- Ponk works on his “magma house” some more

- Foolish pretties up the server a bit

- After returning to his summer home, Foolish goes to visit the Arctic

- He goes looking for pumpkins and descends into the basement. He is confused by the number of donkeys

- Foolish asks Phil if he can blow him up, but Phil does not seem to understand

- Foolish starts building a little wooden hut in the basement. He is excited to be neighbors with Phil. He calls it Foolishville. He puts on his Sherlock skin to look like a respectable gentleman

- Phil comes down and sees it. He just goes back to working on the basement. He thinks Foolish is like an attention-seeking child

- Foolish makes some beet soup porridge 

- HBomb logs on

- Foolish gives Phil some of the porridge. He says it looks cursed

- Foolish calls Phil and asks if he’s the lawn guy. He is also miffed that he hasn’t received a house-warming gift yet

- Phil tells Foolish that he is in a fight hole. Foolish does not know what a fight hole is

- As a present, Phil sets Foolish’s house on fire

- Foolish suggests Phil rebrand the fight hole to “Philzavilla”

- They clean up the remains of the neighborhood, which was just too cozy

Phil: “No snuggling in the fight hole.”

- Foolish leaves the basement

- Later, Foolish gets the idea to try and break the prison. He starts mining into the wall and surprisingly, he easily breaks several blocks before the Mining Fatigue kicks in

- He starts giving it some thought. What if Dream broke out and there was a bounty, and Foolish fetched Dream to earn the reward? He continues mining

- Quackity logs on and immediately dies from fall damage

Quackity: God Hates Me

Phil: punch god

Phil: i’ll help

- Foolish keeps on mining deeper into the prison wall, getting a cow to help

- Eventually, though, Quackity starts whispering to Foolish and Foolish whispers back:

Quackity: What are you doing?

Foolish: hello!

Foolish: listen listen this could be something big

Foolish: I’ve made good progress into breaking the prison

Quackity: Stop immediately

Foolish: WHAT?

Quackity: You won’t get past the security. It will compromise us.

Foolish: do you know this place decently?

Quackity: I have something to tell you, Foolish. I go there almost every day. Not recently, but in the past month or so I have been.

Foolish: part time security?

Quackity: No. We need to have a talk soon. Stop breaking into the prison any further.

Foolish: Fine.

Quackity: We can’t afford any further compromise. Why were you trying to break in anyways?

Foolish: imagine the leverage we could have if dream was in our possession

Foolish: maybe even a bounty

Quackity: I already have arrangements with the prison visits. I need to speak to you soon. Plus Sam is a business partner, if he finds this out we will all be compromised.

Foolish: Fine I’ll stop for now, we will talk more about it sometime

Quackity: Let’s set up a meeting soon. Just stop trying to break in immediately. Cover up whatever you were doing and we will have a talk.

- Foolish covers up the tunnel and Quackity logs out. Foolish knows it’s a silly idea, more risk than reward, but the reward could be very high

Foolish: “Say he did break out and he was just, wandering around you know what I mean? Say he was just on his own. He would maybe slow down other people…Like what if he – do you know what I mean? ‘Cause you have Tommy, Wilbur to the left, maybe he would go after other people like, cause a mess for them as we build up…”

- He quickly dismisses that as a dumb idea, though, as it would probably end up as self-sabotage at some point. Foolish would need a lot more planning for something like this

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Upcoming events remain the same.

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This man oh my god I’m gonna cry 

Wilbur posted another Ghostbur update to the Dream SMP reddit!

"Hey Guys! Wilbur here! Got a happy update for you!!!

Just a little reminder that as you’ve spent the past few months living a life of ups and downs, ghostbur has spent 6 years in total misery, waiting at the train station wondering why the dot matrix display (which shows what people on the material plane are saying about him) is getting more and more sparse with communication.

The last sentence ghostbur saw on that board was “who’s ghostbur?” Said by an unfamiliar name he’s never met before.

This should have caused him to break even more but sadly ghostbur is already as far numb as he can possibly be. Maybe it’s for the best that everyone forgets him anyway. He only had two jobs after all and he blew them. L’Manburg is gone and Dream is still alive and in prison.

He heard through the display that Friend was killed by Skeppy too. Just another thing he was supposed to protect, another thing that gave his existence meaning, gone due to his negligence.

Hopefully Phil lied about friend having infinite lives… then they can meet again.

Friend isn’t here.

He curls up on the concrete for his 2,301st night on the platform. Falls asleep.

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A silver lining: Tommy still speaks frequently and highly of Ghostbur! Although ghostbur believes he’s failed Tommy he still is motivated to read the display in hopes of seeing another positive phrase from Tommy.

He repeats these little phrases for months until he forgets what they were"

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can’t stop thinking about ghostbur being in purgatory right now. he’s been there for YEARS! poor friend too oh my god he must be so lonely. i miss ghostbur :(

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Tubbo tweeted this!

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DREAMSMP PHONE WALLPAPERS

*none of these are mine, credit to all the creators**i just think these are neat*

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WOAH

I painted some of my favorite Unus Annus moments! I've tried posting on twitter, instagram, reddit, this is my last chance... Lol Amy PLZ 🙏🙏

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oh my fucking god he fucking dead

Oh god oh fuck del monte look out. he’s coming oh fuck they have air pods in. they can’t hear us oh god oh fuck