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date of origin: june 23rd, 2015

SOMEONE HAS CREATED AN ONLINE PETITION TO GIVE DAN HOWELL THE ROLE OF CHRISTOPHER ROBIN IN THE NEW WINNIE THE POOH MOVIE.

Sign it : HERE

Someone show danisnotonfire

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date of origin: january 27th, 2014

Confession by: Anonymous

Send in your Dan and/or Phil confessions here!

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: april 24th, 2016

👀 alright dan .

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date of origin: december 11th, 2015

No, do not look at Dan’s leg nearest Phil. Don’t look at how it is either resting on top of Phil’s leg or pressed completely against it. Definitely don’t consider the fact that Dan’s arm reeaally looks like it may be wrapped around Phil. And absolutely do not realise that Dan’s legs are really open and he is c h o o s i n g to be so close to Phil, or how Phil’s arm is pressed completely against Dan’s side. 

Don’t do it.

Just don’t.

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date of origin: may 4th, 2013

and that’s probably why they’re both single

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date of origin: january 3rd, 2013

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date of origin: january 1st, 2015

Dan posts a video called 'The Girlfriend Tag'

Dan: Hello Internet. So, yes, as you can’t tell by the title of this video, today I am going to be doing… The Girlfriend Tag. Now I know this may come as a surprise to you, and I know that a lot of people won’t be overjoyed, but er, we’re happy so I hope you can be happy for us. *looks off camera* You can, err, you can come in now…

*Phil comes and sits next to him with the Queen mask on*

*they burst out laughing*

Dan: lol yh im dating Phil lol k bye

*danisnotonfire explosion*

*‘fyi i still like vagina’ flashes up on the screen*

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date of origin: march 9th, 2015

heart eyes howell strikes again

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date of origin: march 3rd, 2013

Oh, what a booty.

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date of origin: april 18th, 2015

I’m pretty sure Dan and Phil are going to do something soon that will fucking kill everyone.

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date of origin: december 19th, 2014

All I Want for Christmas is 2022

I don’t want a lot for Christmas My fangirl heart just needs one thing I just want a canon OTP Underneath the Christmas tree I just want Phan for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Dude, all I want for Christmas is 2022 I don’t want a lot for Christmas My fangirl heart just needs one thing I just want a canon OTP Underneath the Christmas tree I don’t need to hang my stocking I’d offer my soul to the devil though Santa Claus won’t make me happy Well, unless he writes some fanfiction I just want Phan for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is 2022

I won’t ask for much this Christmas I don’t even wish for snow I just want Dan and Phil standing Underneath the mistletoe I won’t make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick I’ll stay awake reading fanfics To pretend my OTP clicks ‘Cause I just want them here tonight Holding onto each other tight What more can I do All I want for Christmas is 2022

the following are not in the track because i lost my voice whoops

All the lights are shining But hah, they all come from the laptop screen And the sound of Dan and Phil’s Youtube videos fill the air And everyone is saying “You two should start dating” Santa won’t you give me the thing I really need Won’t you please give me a canon OTP?

Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas This is all I’m asking for I just want to see my babies Kissing right outside my door Oh, I just want them for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is 2022 All Dan wants for Christmas is Phil

Happy holidays! :P

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date of origin: march 29th, 2015

dan and phil would totally vlog their wedding in 2022 

like can you imagine Dan with his video camera saying “I know it’s bad luck to see the groom before the wedding, but I can’t help it cause seriously guys check out how adorable he is.” and zoom up on Phil in his suit and Phil would throw a bouquet of flowers at the camera and you could hear Dan’s hysterical laughter

and then videoing Chris and PJ and announcing “and here’s our best men!” “And our bridesmaids” *panning shot of Louise, cat, bryony, zoe and anja*

“You managed to put a cat sticker on me at our wedding? PHIL!”

and the banter before the wedding

“Are we actually slow dancing to MUSE?”

“Dan this is not a funeral, stop trying to make everything black.”

“You can’t cry every time I say my vows” “you’re crying too, shut up”

“Isn’t the bachelor party kind of weird if we both go?” “But phil what about the chocolate coated stripper”

“You reckon if we tweeted fall out boy they’ll perform at our wedding?”

“Dil is not real- he can’t actually be our flower boy, phil”

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date of origin: april 14th, 2015

Dan and Phil decide to end the sims series as Dil is getting old and will die soon, when rounding off the video dan walks out of the room and phil says ‘but we will be replacing out family adventures with some more family adventures’ dan and a toddler come running in on camera both dan and phil with large grins on there faces, announce that they have there own real life Dil and they will be filming their own child growing up, as the did with Dil

feel free to use but please credit me

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date of origin: june 18th, 2016

I fret the day that dan and phil change their hairstyles

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date of origin: october 1st, 2014

And so the story continues.

Behold, the birth of Dil Howlter.

okay seriously someone take away my laptop

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date of origin: june 16th, 2014

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date of origin: january 1st, 2013

2013... the year of the Vegas video????

Please Dan, Please