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i personally hate all nazis and nazi sympathizers/supporters

i hate you individually and specifically. eat shit.

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I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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How Impact Angle Affects Bloodstain Elongation

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Me trying not to tell random people trivia about whatever my hell brain has latched onto this month

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me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

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full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh

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clown centric dating site

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pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

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I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

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that movie where the dude wakes up one day as the only person who ever remembered the beatles and then becomes an instant pop star by singing beatles songs is unrealistic because we live in 2019. we have taste now

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there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

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