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yall are sleeping on Pride Palace

what’s pride palace, you ask? a queer shop made by a queer person for queer people

rn they have a sale on their flags and pins and by sale i mean theyre free babeyy!!! thats gay rights! (u do have to pay for shipping tho and if ur aussie… Oof)

get ur free shit babes (also there is an aromantic flag i couldnt fit it into the snipping tool sorry)

not into pins and flags?

get urself some shirts and phone cases

do you want to hear people’s coming out stories to make you feel less alone?

they have that too

also this is a fairly new organisation (i think they were only started this year?) and theyre taking on a ton of feedback so if ur disappointed with the lack of nonbinary, ace, bi, pan etc shirts/hoodies/flags, let them know!

if they know there’s a demand for that, they’ll include it! (keep in mind: new business, so it might take them a while)

(also if u want 15% off use MICAH bc like,,, we’re gay and poor in this household we’re gonna share the codes or die trying)

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

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WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT LOVE SIMON IS BEING TURNED INTO A TV SHOW OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT FROM AUSTRALIA’S LGBT YOUTH INSTAGRAM MYSELF

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I wonder if Dumbledore thought of it

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shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all

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Klaus’s internal monologue is just Ben going off about his poor life choices send tweet

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also i feel like a super underrated taz balance bit is when, right before thb are about to meet luca, travis suggests that the skeleton sitting against the wall (luca) might be alive

and justin fucking just rips on him

like completely just tearing him to shreds like, “oh, is the carpet alive? we’ve all seen alladdin so i guess that carpet is alive, too” and just absolutely fucking destroying travis’s idea that maybe the skeleton is alive

and then, to quote perhaps one of my favorite travis moments, he says, completely and totally annoyed out of his mind, “skeletons! move in this game! and sometimes you have to fight them! i’m not making this up, justin, i don’t want to f-” before cutting himself off with perhaps the most exasperated sigh i have ever heard

except, the best part of this? the fucking best part of this entire scene?????? just the arc before, not only did they fight a giant skeleton made of souls, but they met the actual fucking grim reaper who, surprise surprise, was a skeleton for 95% of the time they saw him and, better yet, taako goes on a fucking date with handsome grim reaper but also occasionally skeletal grim reaper literally five episodes later

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So here it is!  I gave an already creepy song an even creepier mood by turning Crystal Kingdom into something nice and terrifying.  This is what plays as god lies to you, moments before chaos reigns and you lose an arm.  Good luck, folks.

Credit for the original melody of course goes to Griffin McElroy, this is much more of a test for myself - I wanted to see if I could recreate it entirely by ear.  How did we do?

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balance made me cry a lot but this? oh, this ruined me and built me up all at the same time

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im listening to magnus’ chalice moment again and im legitimately tearing up bc i know whats gonna happen and just,, hnnhg

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teenage!klaus

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Klaus, joking: I should have Diego kill you for that

Diego, from another room: Who?

Klaus: I was just kidding-

Diego, walking in, knife in hand: no is he bothering you?

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brian david gilbert

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Almost 40 years later Harry wakes up in the dead of the night, apparates into Ron’s home and shakes him awake.

Ron: Dude, blimey, what’s wrong!

Harry: We could’ve gone together!! We could’ve gone to the yule ball together and it would’ve been fine!! We could’ve done that!

Ron: *dawning realization followed by deep-rooted regret that they were both very dumb teenagers*

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I hate my Intestines so I’m drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce

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The Hargreeves Siblings → Bo Burnham songs

+ Bonus