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phant0mspades
Phantom Spades
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phant0mspades · 2 hours ago
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On edge.
Not that Spades can judge, having lived for nine years the vert same way. Looking over their shoulder, scanning the horizon, listening all became second nature years ago.
All they can do is nod at first. "Notta problem. We gotta help each o'der out t' survive."
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 1 day ago
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"If y' want it. Me an' m' associate got a fair bit since we got more game than usual."
They watch him. Not in a sinister fashion, more curious. Finally breaking eye contact signals unease, checking over his shoulder possible fear of being followed or ambushed...
Should stop profiling, but it ticks away in the back of their mind. They decide to take the gamble and ask.
"'Re y' alright?"
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 2 days ago
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They shrug at the bag, keeping their body language open. Hands visible, shoulders relaxed, blink rate normal. A small, crooked smile crosses their face at his reaction to the pemmican.
"Y' can have tha' stuff if y' want, it lasts fer a long time which's th' best part 'bout it."
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 2 days ago
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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phant0mspades · 2 days ago
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"This 'ne's rabbit. Try it since it ain't ev'ry'ne's favourite taste. We make t'is 'cause 's easy an' better than Power Pup."
They offer him the bag, using the moment to tie their hair into a low ponytail.
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 2 days ago
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"Try some an' see wha'cha think. I had t' get used t' it."
Spades pulls out a small bag, purposefully keeping their actions slow and methodical, eyes scanning Ren lightly. A small smile crosses their face when they see him drink. Good.
They pull out a dark brown bar, one that smells of smoke and cooked game.
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 2 days ago
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Rather than say anything else right away they pull out a water bottle. Spades reaches out rather than move towards Ren, keeping their hands visible and feet secure. Profiling highlights unease right away which helps them a lot.
"I got th' pemmican but also got some ot'er stuff as well if y' prefer."
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 3 days ago
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They shrug, eyes watching and scanning. Silently profiling; can't stop the learned inside them as Spades grows worried about the young killjoy standing in front of them.
"Situation normal, all fucked up."
As if that should be normal, but Spades shrugs it off and grabs their bad from their shoulder. "D'you wanna water?"
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 3 days ago
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They climb out of their old cavalier, coming to a stand. As they greet Ren they try to push their shoulders together and appear smaller.
"How're y' doin'?"
"'Ey; Ren, right?" - Spades
"Mhm. That's me." He mutters, shaking slightly.
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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Tha's fine. Mee'cha 'ere?
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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I can send ya coordinates.
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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Y' got it. Wanna meet m' somewhere?
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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for muses that are getting to know each other
❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞
❝ can i come with you? ❞
❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞
❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞
❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞
❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞
❝ actually we've met before. ❞
❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞
❝ care to join me? ❞
❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞
❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞
❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞
❝ could you help me with something? ❞
❝ do you like it here? ❞
❝ are you new around here? ❞
❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞
❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞
❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞
❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞
❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞
❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞
❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞
❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞
ACTIONS:
VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time
VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time
CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time
CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time
BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together
TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.
SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.
GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.
INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time
INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time
TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time
TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day
COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up
COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up
OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up
OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up
AID: sender helps receiver redecorate
AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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I don' mind it. M' associate prefers it wit' th' berries mixed in so 's a bit sweet.
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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'S like a really weird tastin' jerky
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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Pemmican? Dried meat mixed wit' berries.
Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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phant0mspades · 4 days ago
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Got some extra pemmican, any'ne wan' it?
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