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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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The biggest ADHD lie you will tell yourself is "I will put this down on this surface and remember to grab it as I'm heading out."
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what's up gamers I have escaped surgery
#birdy nerdy chirps#i feel great! hand hurts like a bitch bc of fhe iv but now? i have finally eaten#now i must curl up.
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pride month ending and not a MODICUM of gay shit has happened to me. What's the point..........
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Todd Oldham - Spring 1995 RTW
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say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
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huh !
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taming the beast
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fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything
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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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