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So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

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Fun fact: around the early 2000s, in the Batman comics, there's a panel where Bruce actually said he chose to see the Mark of Zorro instead of an earlier showing of Goncharov (which was a little-heard-of movie his father liked) and he had since repeatedly debated if going to the theater earlier in the night might've saved his parents

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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in case we don't want to use the Vince McMahon meme anymore, here's a remake with jiavani! after her brilliant performance of it in Um, Actually s10e12.

(original photoshop edit)

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unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

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The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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Tim: hey guys? Can we talk?

Bruce and Dick: ???

Tim: I had an hallucination of Jason but it was so very random that I think it might have been real?

Bruce and Dick: explain.

Tim: well it was a grown up version of Jason working behind the bar of this coffee shop that is very obviously a font for I think Red Hood? And he was refusing to serve me for no reason except that he didn't like me???

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I may be a little tired of the joke about Tim's age as if he's younger than he is

but what I'm NOT tired of

is when the same thing happens IN-UNIVERSE

and people who meet him just constantly think he's younger than he is

which has happened at least a couple times in canon

and I know the first time wasn't that extreme

like Dick said he was 12 and he was actually 13

but I personally headcanon

that Dick was trying to be nice

like

"This kid looks 10 or 11, so I'll call him 12 just to be safe."

and then Tim comes out with the

"I'm not TWELVE, I'm THIRTEEN"

and Dick is just internally like SHIT

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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Nothing like holding my love

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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom: