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[phantom-thief-strangelet]

Well, I would give out some advice on thievery, but a good magician- or phantom thief in this case- never reveals their secrets.

So instead, how ‘bout some obscure Team Fortress 2 knowledge for how to better play my favorite class (Spy, obviously) Did you know that if you stand on top of an enemy dispenser while cloaked and disguised, it refills your cloak fast enough to keep it from going down at level 1, and actually raises it at levels 2 and 3? I only just found out about this myself, but I’m sure it’ll come in handy when playing TF2…

And maybe in real life if I can find a functional equivalent to a dispenser >:3

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Today's Quests

Draw a small room 50 shrons

Tell us what you would like to eat at the moment 10 shrons

Give us a tip on any topic you like 50 shrons

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[phantom-thief-strangelet]

Greetings, loyal fans!!!

I, the Intergalactic Phantom Thief Strangelet themself, have arrived!

…Wait, what do you mean “who”? Ugh, does nobody on this planet have any taste? No offense, it’s not really your faults, I suppose. I’ll just have to introduce myself.

I’m the Intergalactic Phantom Thief Strangelet! An extraterrestrial master criminal extraordinaire who pulls off daring heists with style and flair! I was born 219 years ago in the core of a neutron star and have been traveling the galaxy ever since, stealing priceless artifacts and countless riches just to prove I can- and this planet certainly caught my eye in that regard.

There’s nothing I love more than the thrill and adventure that comes with a good heist. It’s the whole reason I like being a master thief so much to begin with. I also really like mangoes. What I don’t like, though, is being bored- even a few minutes of nothing to do is intolerable for me.

I’ve got a variety of abilities, but most of them, like invisibility, just come from my gadgets. The main ones that are actually my own are just my wits, agility, and shapeshifting powers that can disguise me as anyone I want- I still have to act the part for it to be convincing, though!

Inventory:

-50 shrons

-Grappling hook

-Smoke bombs

-Lockpicks

-Duct tape

-Invisibility watch

-Signal jammers

-Calling cards