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Sometimes you need to remember that the media can set unhealthy fitness expectations, like I will NEVER run as fast as those zombies in certain movies

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Sometimes it feels like my two options are annoying job or coffin rotting

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hey why is it that i can’t befriend any of you guys? i see you have yokai medals (thanks yokai blaster btw) but i noticed that they aren’t friend medals nor boss medals, so what are they?

I guess it’s just our medals? I haven’t really thought much about it, but it makes sense that our medals are different because what human is going to befriend a horde of zombies chasing them? And some humans even attack us! So yeah reasonably different categories

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do you ever visit the cluvian continent?

No, but that’s where king deadward is from so of course I wish I could, I might one day set up a trip there, but I’ve heard rumors of the red kid being there, and he has defeated a lot of us

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Whenever our produce go rotten, some of us secretly store the rotten produce and have like a food battle in the parking lot it’s super fun

but recently, there have been produce prank battles across the different job groups, the janitors have the tomatoes, the register workers (like me 🧟) with the cucumbers, and the restockers with the peppers

it’s super fun! The janitors wrote a message “in blood” on the walls of the supermanager’s office and he thinks it’s haunted now, and now us register workers made a small army of cucumbers that were just stood upright at the entrance, I feel kinda guilty for scaring away the necronyan that sometimes come here, but we have to one up the other teams

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So I forgor the life I had before I became a zombie but I hope I at least had a house full of plants

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I just don’t understand humans, how could they not hear the sound of those big glowing bells and not just have like a super duper calming space out?

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The hollow guard gets free deliveries from the mart on account of him protecting the town hall bell, but today the delivery zombie came back with the package, there’s rumors about something happening to him…

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Even though he’s not a zombie, this one blue cat named “Dracunyan” is a common customer here and he’s chill, he’s a vampire but like us zombies don’t really have much blood to be sucked so he doesn’t really try

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Child is back… idk how he survived…

Super Manager has this like one sided rivalry with the clown that keeps on terrorizing the zombies of BBQ at night, he tries to play this game where he chases them, but as zombies they don’t run that fast, so they usually get caught… We suspect him to be linked to several disappearing zombies in the area

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Ok so turns out he doesn’t have tumblr, Zombea was talking smack about him saying that he and The Supermanager should like “make out or something”

I think Mr. Z saw my posts because now all the employees were called into a meeting by him and the Super Manager about “How we are like a family” and how we should not bad talk our family

Since we have so many register workers, he was unable to figure out that it was me, luckily. But also, DOES MR.Z HAVE TUMBLR?

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I just saw the little red kid try to fight the clown with his little red hammer in the Phantomart parking lot and proceed to be caught and just dragged away…

Super Manager has this like one sided rivalry with the clown that keeps on terrorizing the zombies of BBQ at night, he tries to play this game where he chases them, but as zombies they don’t run that fast, so they usually get caught… We suspect him to be linked to several disappearing zombies in the area

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This one time I saw a zombie eats someones brains out with a fork and knife, and like where’s your manners? EAT WITH YOUR HANDS! This has to be my greatest pet peeve

[phantomart-employee]

Super Manager has this like one sided rivalry with the clown that keeps on terrorizing the zombies of BBQ at night, he tries to play this game where he chases them, but as zombies they don’t run that fast, so they usually get caught… We suspect him to be linked to several disappearing zombies in the area

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A necronyan keeps on wandering into the store and sitting on my register I have this deep intense desire to name it patches and keep it, I asked The Super Manager and he said I could! So now my register is the best one! Take that Zombea!

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Oh NO, I think the King Deadward spent so much gold that he crashed the BBQ zombie economy! My paycheck’s not worth very much right now, but it’s like the only free job in the area!

One time KING DEADWARD came in and bought our whole supply of Y-cola max and Premium chocobars but then as he left the little menace to zombie society came back in, and HE GREETED HIM, they had a whole conversation, Deadward left, and then the kid proceeded to wail on the poor costumers again

[phantomart-employee]

I think Mr. Z saw my posts because now all the employees were called into a meeting by him and the Super Manager about “How we are like a family” and how we should not bad talk our family

Since we have so many register workers, he was unable to figure out that it was me, luckily. But also, DOES MR.Z HAVE TUMBLR?