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I am a distant relative of a minecraft zombie, but we don’t really talk much, I hang out more with the death road to canada side of the family, because they only live 45 minutes away

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Some guy spraypainted a labubu on the mascot on the billboard and we had to clean it up

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Anyone hate it when you go through all that effort to open up the skull only for the brain to be small?

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Omg patches just chased one of his tails bot it then ran off in circles due to fear then sat back down and chased his other tail causing him to run again

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My roommate is super happy right now because they are in the same fandom as King Deadward’s son, prince Deadward who is remaining anonymous online, so I’m pranking them by having them think Im prince deadward

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I will miss summer, now that autumn’s here, the flowers on my shared grave are going to wilt in the autumn and winter AND now I will have to walk over ice and giant leaf piles, making the commute to walk even more exhausting

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Ok so for now there’s only one big business in zomBBQ but there are a couple projects in the work, such as the pizza place and delicacy boulevard in north zombeech

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I realized you may or may not have beef with a certain ZOMBEA... what's up with that

She’s the one that bit me and turned me into a zombie. She is also unwilling to change shifts when others need it, but also asks those same zombies for the and acts like she’s owed it.

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Ok so now theres another kid with a cardigan and glasses and a bunny, and first she seemed nice and super interested in zombies, completely nerding out, but then SHE also had a yokai watch blaster and ended up being just a nerdy version of the red kid

She will aptly be named nerdy kid

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The red kid somehow got on the roof of the phantomart and is fighting yokai up there… should I be concerned?

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INTERNET NOOOOOOO COME BACK! PLEASE!

Forced to read it on my phone right now like a total noob :(

But at least I get to read doomed mafia yaoi

Hehehe using AO3 on the cash register monitor while there’s no one in line!

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Hehehe using AO3 on the cash register monitor while there’s no one in line!

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Ok so dracunyan has been able to bite zombies this whole time to turn them into Dracunyan, but chooses not to, what a chill guy!

The red kid can really learn a lesson from him! … he’s friends with the red kid? DOES EVERY YOKAI WITH A MEDAL LIKE THIS KID?

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Humans can’t see this, but us zombies always decorate our graves in the zombie world, if we’re lucky to have one at least

I share a grave with someone, it’s dedicated to them but we share it because of the zombie housing crisis, anyways, our gravestone has stickers on it, and the dirt in front of it has a couple flowers in it

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Wait… the owner of the yopple store also made the red kid’s blaster???? Shoot, I guess I have to switch to Mandroid…

Oh nevermind, steve jaws got replaced by mark orcerberg, we gucci

I’m back yall! The red kid’s red cat hit my yPhone off the counter and I had to take the hexpress to the yPhone store to repair it…

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“If I were a zombie I’d never eat your brains”

Yes you would, you would bite you chompers into their cranium and try to go for the brain

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I’m back yall! The red kid’s red cat hit my yPhone off the counter and I had to take the hexpress to the yPhone store to repair it…