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I could watch this for hours 🐈🐈

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snake gore

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An onigiri drawstring backpack! The nori is open at the top so it has two little pockets

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

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sometimes people will be like "just lost a follower over my last post" and every time I am baffled by the idea of 1) knowing exactly how many followers you have 2) assuming they unfollowed you for something specific and 3) POSTING about it

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I wish there were a way to differentiate "tired because I'm understimulated and will get energized and have fun if I go out" and "tired because I'm really just tired and I'll be boring and grumpy if I go out"

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h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

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Roxborough State Park, Colorado by Michael Levine-Clark

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Hannibal S1E01 Apéritif

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ZEGNA - Mads Mikkelsen

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i made this¹ the other day 👍

¹ pasta & sausage & spinach & bell pepper