phantominhere

[phantominhere]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

[phantominhere]

i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

[phantominhere]

🤓☝🏻"hello brother" son or 🤓☝🏻"um...actually" daughter

[phantominhere]

i’ll say it a hundred times because some of you need to hear it a hundred times but the trick to liking yourself again is learning new skills and hobbies or returning to ones you had. it makes you so confident learning new shit all the time.

[phantominhere]

[phantominhere]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[phantominhere]

Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside

[phantominhere]

how to get close to people for beginners

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[phantominhere]

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

[phantominhere]

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

[phantominhere]

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

[phantominhere]

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

[phantominhere]

a drink with ice in it. never kill yourself

[phantominhere]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[phantominhere]

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

[phantominhere]

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery