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Hiiii! Do you mind if my mind arbitrarily decides that you’re one of the really cool people in my internet circle that I need to impress at all costs? Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I’m normal about it all. Cool? Thanks

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this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

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showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill

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Archangel Gabriel from Mandela Catalogue is trans, he told me himself

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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[id: a black userbox with a reddish pink border, and reddish pink text that reads “ this user loves the mandela catalogue.” on the left is an image of the mandela catalogue logo.” /end id]

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Shitty 6 aesthetic: it’s so fucking hard to take this guy seriously as a villain when he looks like this. what is that. why is your face so narrow. you look like fucking mike teavee at the end of the 2005 charlie and the chocolate factory movie

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Reject false icons

For I am

your God.

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SLAY ... i so love him

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Shitty Jonah Marshall aesthetic: the wiki pages are all like "oh his defining feature is his cowardice" but i'm gonna be real with you. if the world was populated by doppelgangers who will straight-up kill you, and my friend was running towards those guys, i would also have some concerns frankly. the amount of doppelgangers who will kill me that i want in my daily life or vicinity is pretty much zero

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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

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this is the gayest thing ive ever seen

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just rewatched re-animator so here's a compilation of my favorite Herbert West clips ⁉️

"deluded little daddy" is my favorite he literally can't be real

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almost forgot to post these

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I can't with the voices😭