phantomswolf
phantomswolf
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today
bluesky poster: careful using "FRENCH" words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s
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phantomswolf · 2 days ago
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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historic tweet
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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phantomswolf · 3 days ago
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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis
i did not fuck that computer with my ponis
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