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never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

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The idea of a ghost that moans may have been started by kids whose parents were having intercourse in the adjacent room and denied having heard anything

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The LGBTQ+ acronym is like pi. Everyone knows what you’re talking about after the first few characters, but nerds memorize as many as they can to prove they care more than other people.

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what an odd little plant, i simply must have one

@amazingphil

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the replies on this post are golden

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“I say, ‘I am sick.’ They say, ‘No, you are an inspiration.’”

— Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak

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honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

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Ravenclaw/INFJ/Aquarius/True Neutral/Japanese/Black and Blue Aesthetic for anon

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If skydiving is the last thing on your bucket list you don’t need to bring a parachute.

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I’m so happy they did this song.  My stream kept stuttering so the video is dodgy but it’ll do for now.  Fixed!

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Spooky Week 2018! Granny

Such a horrible experience from just 3 bad quality pixels.

@danielhowell @amazingphil

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a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.

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[Ravenclaw bursts into room]

Ravenclaw: Picture this: 1930s America: The Great Depression. A small girl whose parents have lost their jobs goes on a quest to save her parents and earn money. She sneaks out one night on a train. It’s there she meets Johnnie. He’s a 67 year old hobo who lives off of canned beans. They travel together for 10 miles before the small girl, still nameless, eats a can of his beans. They’re magic beans. It turns out Johnnie is the descendant of Jack from the story of Jack and bean stalk. This small girl begins to grow and grow and grow until she reaches the sky. She grows taller than the atmosphere. There is no oxygen up there. She dies of asfixiation. Her giantess body falls. How many people died from this tragedy? How did the American government cover it up? Why didn’t Johnnie grow? WHERE ARE THE BEANS TODAY???

Gryffindor: What are you on???

Ravenclaw: A quest for the truth!

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everyone: so dan, do you wanna talk about your sexuality?

dan: not really

phil: I do

everyone: we know, phil

phil: i love cock

everyone: we know, phil

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2015 dan and phil : *stares at each other*

phandom : ASBSJDMKJLLSJ OMFGF

2018 dan and phil : *do gay ass yoga poses where dan’s head is between phil’s legs*

phandom : cool.